Best High School in the Mesa County, just don’t go to the Maverick gas station during lunch hour. Built in 1969, home to the Wildcats ranked better than grand junction high.

Rivals #1: Damn! Have you seen those kids?!
Rival #2: Yeah, we all wish we went to Fruita Monument High School, but we don’t like them.

Fruita Monument High School by SharpSharpie November 22, 2021

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Fruitcel

An oofy doofy bluepilled coping incel who ages as fast as fruits begin turning brown from oxygen exposure. Despite a Fruitcel's typically garbage genes that are often paired with poor health habits like constantly smoking and eating donuts at 4 in the morning, they will not change their ways and continue coping and letting themselves go. Fruitcels are notorious for making constant excuses for their shortcomings and claims of self-improvement but will inevitably not act on any of them and just continue fapping 7 times a day.

Loobert keeps telling us his lifestyle is fine but he aged 20 years in 2. What a delusional fruitcel, it's over for him.

Fruitcel by Feridon Hamidi October 14, 2021

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opened a keg of fruit

a really powerful fart

Woo! Somebody opened a keg of fruit in here

opened a keg of fruit by june t September 30, 2016

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playing fruit ninja

suggests someones cutting themselves

'oh Hey i was playing fruit ninja a lot yesterday!!'
'you know that isnt good'
'i know perfectly well!!#

playing fruit ninja by azzysass June 27, 2021

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