Fruita

a fantastic town in colorado, ultimatly being known for its famous headless chicken... Mike! We love you Mike!

Ok kids, lets load up and go to Fruita for Mike the Headless Chicken festival!

by ohmeohmy July 5, 2008

fruita

Referring to marijuana or ganja that tastes like that of a fruit and/or sweet taste

Burnin that fruita all day erday!!

The fruita tastes so phire.

I got that fruita in.

by AJ Loc November 21, 2011

fruita

Spanish for "fruit" used to refer to a gay male

He looks like such a fruita.

by bangem June 17, 2003

Fruita Monument High School

Best High School in the Mesa County, just don’t go to the Maverick gas station during lunch hour. Built in 1969, home to the Wildcats ranked better than grand junction high.

Rivals #1: Damn! Have you seen those kids?!
Rival #2: Yeah, we all wish we went to Fruita Monument High School, but we don’t like them.

by SharpSharpie November 22, 2021

Fruitcel

An oofy doofy bluepilled coping incel who ages as fast as fruits begin turning brown from oxygen exposure. Despite a Fruitcel's typically garbage genes that are often paired with poor health habits like constantly smoking and eating donuts at 4 in the morning, they will not change their ways and continue coping and letting themselves go. Fruitcels are notorious for making constant excuses for their shortcomings and claims of self-improvement but will inevitably not act on any of them and just continue fapping 7 times a day.

Loobert keeps telling us his lifestyle is fine but he aged 20 years in 2. What a delusional fruitcel, it's over for him.

by Feridon Hamidi October 14, 2021

opened a keg of fruit

a really powerful fart

Woo! Somebody opened a keg of fruit in here

by june t September 30, 2016

playing fruit ninja

suggests someones cutting themselves

'oh Hey i was playing fruit ninja a lot yesterday!!'
'you know that isnt good'
'i know perfectly well!!#

by azzysass June 27, 2021