The First Law of Engineering

The premise that 1) Anything can be fixed by hitting it with a hammer, and 2) If you cannot fix the problem, you do not have a big enough hammer.

See also: Percussive Maintenance, Harmonic Persuasion.

"It's The First Law of Engineering, Leonidas,” Granadica sent. “If you can’t fix it, you’re not using a big enough hammer.”

-Granadica in The Hot Gate, book three of the Troy Rising series by John Ringo

by Western_Rambler November 5, 2020

aston university engineering academy

A school located in Gosta Green, B7. It’s engineering based but it’s still shit innit. Kids think they’re bad but really aren’t. Fix up blud

Person 1: Oh I got a place at aston university engineering academy.

Person 2: That’s rah peak I heard the teachers shag the students uno.

by AUEADefinitions February 5, 2020

jet engine ejaculation

when you ejaculate so fast and viciously it goes into someone’s eye and blinds them

“did you hear about betty her boyfriend has a jet engine ejaculation”

by testicularbreath October 15, 2023

teenage engineering tp-7

An audio recorder that mimics a tape recorder with a spinning wheel, aka a fidgets dream

the teenage engineering tp-7 is worth the 1500 quid

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing September 26, 2025

Combustion Engine Sex

Combustion Engine Sex is when you have anal sex with someone who has a poopy butt

So basically you ram your combustion cylinder into their valves and poop splatters all over your dick and on the floor and walls

Dave: hello mike dont wipe i wanna have some mad combustion engine sex
Mike: hell yeah lets get it
*mike goes to bed with poopy butt*
Dave: OHHH IM BOUTTA COMBUST
*coems*
*poop explodes everywhere*

by RealWhiteHoodGangster134 May 11, 2025

Prompt Engineering

The art of bullying ChatGPT into doing exactly what you want. Practiced by people who type like poets and gaslight AIs for a living. Basically coding, but with ✨vocabulary✨ instead of syntax.

User 1: ChatGPT keeps giving me trash answers.
User 2: That’s ’cause you don’t know prompt engineering, bro.
User 2: adds one word
ChatGPT: My liege, here’s your perfectly formatted dissertation with sources and emotional depth.

by lezifarts October 29, 2025

Crypto Staking Engineer

Someone who installs and launch's working nodes for proof of stake protocols as a living. This individual will also configure, write scripts, and test the staking nodes for self-staking and as a validator. They will maintain and monitor the nodes so they are fully operational 24x7.

My best friend is self employed as a Crypto Staking Engineer. He runs multiple mansternodes on different blockchains earning enough passive income to make it his full time career.

by Mr. Crypto February 7, 2022