dylan nugget

god himself manifested into a chicken nugget

i wanna eat a dylan nugget rn

by eggwargg September 24, 2018

Dylans Cock

its humungous, no words can describe how big It is. like a banana but tastier. his balls are like tennis balls but a bit less haired and they taste like banana. dylans cock is so huge the only thing that can stop it is him slapping his knee. he satisfies every woman or man he comes across and when he aggressively follows a woman, she enjoys it. me like he nots us would Frick 10000000/10. Joe mama. sorry Dylan but ur pp is huge.

woah, dylans slapping his knee again
I wish I was dylans cock
me too
*nuts to the thought of dylans huge monster schlong*

by Benamino :D March 19, 2021

dylan koch

A hot boy who is very sexy. He is so attractive that he attracts magnets

Keep that magnet away from him he’s a Dylan Koch

by DougKochStan112 June 14, 2021

Dylan chappell

Definitely NOT an alpha. Is really kind but tbh also kinda weird. He makes you laugh but can sometimes also annoy the shit outta you. Mysterious as fuck cuz you can’t know what he looks like. Hot voice lol

He thinks he’s an alpha while he’s not. Such a Dylan Chappell

by Sofieeeee January 27, 2022

Dylan Helvey

He’s a man that nobody likes because he’s ugly

How look at that Dylan Helvey over there

by Dylan aka (one leg) February 9, 2020

Poor Dylan

Charlie brown like in nature. Always a chronic masturbater but never a ladies man.

I was waiting for Nicole to come over just strokin’ it but she never showed. Guess I’m just a Poor Dylan again.

by eric_h June 26, 2022

dylan kumar

Dylan Kumar is a sexually perverted black gentleman with small tic tac nuts and enjoys wollowing in his own defecation, and resembles a chocolate bar . He enjoys bragging of his sexual exploits which are non existent and are all exaggerated stories of his masturbation and self felanging exploits. The Dylan Kumar spends most of his time beating over cutouts of women from woman's magazine

Man what Dylan Kumar that guy is

by ABCEFG May 20, 2015