Dusty Cannon

Expansion on Dusty Canyon-
(n) When one crushes some sort of dry food, such as Saltines, and sprinkles the crumbs in an unsuspecting other's visible buttcrack then one suddenly expels flatulence spraying the crumbs and dusty forcibly like the projection of a cannonball and smoke that follows.
Frank gave Bob a dusty canyon, and when Bob ripped one a few seconds later the joke was on Fank with a dusty cannon.
by Jbobrn September 06, 2017
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dusty iguana

Someone that was being rude like 3 seconds ago
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Dusty Back Road

The skid mark in your new underwear from your nasty ass not being washed from yesterday.
I sat down this morning for my typical shit before work and I saw I had a Dusty Back Road. I guess I should have showered last night.
by Greg from The Committee May 24, 2023
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Dusty Batting Glove

The use of surgical gloves on the hands while masturbating. Grip the shaft with one hand and shove a thumb up the rectum with the other. When executed correctly, it appears you are gripping a baseball bat.
Dude, I walked in the bathroom and Garth was giving himself a Dusty Batting Glove.
by Dusty Definition Guy April 06, 2012
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dusty road ho

A girl frequented sexually assaulted often as someone drives down a dirt road
That dusty road ho has been rode hard and tore up like a shortcut to the fishing hole
by Dusty Rhodes October 08, 2023
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dusty fwapper

The unmistakable sound of somebody's dusty fwapper shattered the morning tranquility.
by delvinj December 11, 2013
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dusty chub

A 'dusty chub' is an erection or 'boner' which happens when fraternizing with an older female or 'cougar'
'Dude, I was talking with Kyle's mom about my worries about college, and she said she would always be there for me. I totally have a dusty chub '
by The Dude Abides Stuff November 13, 2018
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