A digital douchebag is the ultimate techno geek whose entire life is pretty much centered around all things digital and wireless.
You may be a digital douchebag if you:
1. Wear your Bluetooth headset to bed.
2. Walk around in public places incessantly yapping on your Bluetooth in such a way that anyone within a half-mile can hear your conversation.
3. Check your e-mail 100 times or more per day.
4. Cannot engage in a conversation with anyone without talking about the latest internet/wireless technology, etc.
5. Are over 30, live in your parents' basement, and spend almost every waking hour online.
6. Are a hopeless textaholic
7. Go to Aruba for vacation and spend most of your time on your laptop.
8. Text your wife, while cleaning out your garage, to find out what's for lunch.
The above are just a few examples of this affliction; there are many others.
1. Wear your Bluetooth headset to bed.
2. Walk around in public places incessantly yapping on your Bluetooth in such a way that anyone within a half-mile can hear your conversation.
3. Check your e-mail 100 times or more per day.
4. Cannot engage in a conversation with anyone without talking about the latest internet/wireless technology, etc.
5. Are over 30, live in your parents' basement, and spend almost every waking hour online.
6. Are a hopeless textaholic
7. Go to Aruba for vacation and spend most of your time on your laptop.
8. Text your wife, while cleaning out your garage, to find out what's for lunch.
The above are just a few examples of this affliction; there are many others.
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A liberal person, such as Michael Moore, that will use slander and propaganda to get their points across, because they are such a douchebag.
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One would recognize 'douchebaggery' by the way in which one speaks, dresses, walks, or behaves around other human beings.
One would recognize 'douchebaggery' by the way in which one speaks, dresses, walks, or behaves around other human beings.
There is no douchebaggery to be found here.
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I have had it with all of your douchebaggery!
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"I feel bad for laughing at that" " Don't worry,laugh if you will, for there is no douchebaggery to be found."
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I have had it with all of your douchebaggery!
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"I feel bad for laughing at that" " Don't worry,laugh if you will, for there is no douchebaggery to be found."
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One of the many individuals whom you find consistently loitering outside of your nearest Starbucks Coffee.
Douchebucks are known for attempting to dress "trendy", and gravitate outside and around Starbucks for sometimes hours on end. Many speculate as to what these people are really doing, because it's very clear that they're not drinking coffee for six hours straight.
One of the many individuals whom you find consistently loitering outside of your nearest Starbucks Coffee.
Douchebucks are known for attempting to dress "trendy", and gravitate outside and around Starbucks for sometimes hours on end. Many speculate as to what these people are really doing, because it's very clear that they're not drinking coffee for six hours straight.
Douchbuck, singular:
"Hey you! Yeah, douchbuck I'm talking to you. Stop pretending to drink coffee from that empty cup, fold up the laptop, and leave."
Douchebuck, plural:
"These douchbucks are ALWAYS lurking. I wonder what they are really doing..."
"Hey you! Yeah, douchbuck I'm talking to you. Stop pretending to drink coffee from that empty cup, fold up the laptop, and leave."
Douchebuck, plural:
"These douchbucks are ALWAYS lurking. I wonder what they are really doing..."
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