Like banning colored crayons

An idea so stupid, and so based on your own opinions of the world that even a polish politican could take it and use it as an argument.

(From when a polish politican decided that colored crayons make the population gay from a very young age.)

1: "Oh how about we dig a hole to china?"
2: "Bro thats like banning colored crayons..."

1: "Come on dude. Jumping of bridges is cool."
2: "Seriously? Its like banning colored crayons god damn it."

by TheRedactedWolf January 24, 2023

Clam baiting

Female version of dickfishing. Sending a picture of a plumper and more inviting vagina in the hopes of inciting a prospective mate.

Ohh shit, look at this pic I received from my tinder match, full blown vag

Naw, she's just clam baiting you bro

by epaz22 February 3, 2023

Master Baiting

Master Baiting is a another word for masturbating, but is used as a slang for a joke. This can used mainly for the younger generation.
It can also be called “Master the Baiter”.

There is really no orgin where this came from. It was created to sound like masturbating, but goofier.

1. I am Master Baiting.
2. My nickname is Master the Baiter.

by the rizz god March 5, 2023

Fic Baiting (v)

When an author intentionally acts like their work is complete until the bottom of the last page, baiting interested readers and inflating their fic stats to further the illusion.

An author I really like just started fic baiting (v) all their recent works and now I don't think I can trust them anymore because nothing they've actually written is finished despite the tags.

by VerbatimToxicology April 3, 2023

Frumpkin Basting

When a man ejaculates on the face of a frumpy girl.

I went out last night frumpkin Basting ugly women.

by Souless75 April 5, 2023

Bingo Basting

A girl in the act of using a mans penis (dick) to masterbate via clitoral stimulation (one bean banjo). The act of teasing around the honey hole while juicing up the meat curtains.

"She grabbed my dick and started Bingo Basting right on top of me."

by Peanut-butter-Pat April 19, 2023

Queen baiting

When you think it’s under pressure but it’s actually ice ice baby

The radio: do do do do do do dooo
Elizasmith: UNDER PRESSURE-
Radio: ice ice baby
Elizasmith: darn it, it was Queen baiting

by Skystep July 14, 2023