Artificial Alpha

You know this guy as he acts overly macho. He is easily recognized by these traits.

Has a large truck that is just for show.
Can only talk about sports.
Lives for the gym everyone knows when his leg day is.
Only comfortable around younger guys.
Does not party or have a social life.
Never scores any poon.
Is the most boring and awkward person in the room.

He so want's to be the Man but he is just a Artificial Alpha.

by wendy 816 October 11, 2015

Alpha Dump

when your dump overrides the smell of other peoples dumps in a public restroom, thus asserting your dominance over them, and granting you relief from their aroma.

I took an alpha dump in the middle stall this morning. The other two left immediately.

by New_Uzer November 15, 2016

Alpha Male

The term Alpha Male is normally meant to be a thirteen to fourteen year old boy or transgender girl on the app "Tik-tok". This might also include fifteen year olds.

ALPHA MALE?

by Naidemoc November 13, 2018

alpha perv

a male pervert of the highest order who can't be offended or repulsed by any sexually adventurous act or perversion.

phil an alpha perv was all smiles when the cum whore under the boardwalk took a shine to him.

by ignatz January 27, 2019

Alpha

A type of gender classified by the males high level of testosterone.

I am an alpha.

by IAmAlphaMale February 8, 2019

Alpha Male

Two men competing to be the best

Me: Marcus Is the biggest alpha male in The Click Crew!
IDK: who's marcus..? and ETHAN DOLAN IS THE PIGGEST ALPHA OF THE SISTER SQUAD!
Me: stfu.

by chay cray ms posato 666 February 16, 2019

alpha

lianna

bro she's definitely an alpha no doubt

by alphaaaaaa September 28, 2018