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The Sam Cooper Curse

Put simply, if Sam bets on or has publicly voiced his support for any particular team that team will go on to lose – even against the odds! It is strategically recommended to fade Sam’s picks.
Man I wouldn’t have bet on TCU tonight if I knew Sam took them. The Sam Cooper Curse strikes again.
by Gogie January 9, 2023
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cooper

tell cooper that fucking secret
cooper
by Truth t3ll3r 69420911 March 29, 2019
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Cooper

Literally is sexy as fuck and usually dates an Avery. If you lose a Cooper in life then ur missing out.
Damn look at cooper with his girlfriend Avery they are soo hawt together. I wish I was Cooper.
by Thiccgurl123 March 28, 2019
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Cooper Syndrome

Cooper Syndrome

*noun*

A sudden, unexpected shift in perspective where someone realizes they aren't actually against families or supportive of senseless violence, often after a moment of deep self-reflection or witnessing something emotionally impactful. Named after a hypothetical person named Cooper who might’ve had such an epiphany.

*Example:* "Dude, I used to rant about overpopulation, but after seeing my niece smile, I got hit with Cooper Syndrome and now I just want everyone to be safe."

*Synonyms:* Family Feels, Sudden Empathy

*Related:* Heartstrings, Heartbeat.
"He was all about ‘no rules, no ties,’ until he got hit with Cooper Syndrome at his sister’s wedding and started talking about protecting future generations."
by Deport October 1, 2025
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cooper likes over-aged women

cooper is a 15 year old boy who likes over aged women because anytime he sees a woman of age 50+ he gets super hard and his massive wings allow him to fly over and rizz up the moderately grandma lookin ah woman
Cooper: oh my, I'm so hard for granny over there.
Kacy: NOOOO COOPER YOU HAVE TO RESIST, SHE HAS NO ASS, IT'S ALL WRINKLY
Cooper: I can't I'm flying over to her right now.
Granny: well hello there young man, you should CUM back to my place.
Kacy:''calls Lelan'' Bro I think cooper likes over-aged women way too much
by CraZYDuck25 February 3, 2025
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Cooper

Cooper is awesome funny keeps secrets very well hidden and is small but strong and secrets.
Cooper acts a dumbass
by FeetBOI April 8, 2021
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cooper larson

Someone who is very clumsy and always fucks things up and gets no butches
I'm happy I get bitches, unlike cooper larson

Yeah me too he's so clumsy
by You'readipshit January 18, 2025
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