four-wheeled mistress

A car someone pays more attention to than their partner.

Kim: Mom, where's Dad?
Janet: He's out front giving his four-wheeled mistress a massage.

by kittythecatty July 14, 2019

stinky cheese wheel

When you drive with your buttcheecks and your asshole touches the steering wheel

Wes definitely used the stinky cheese wheel to get home

by Stinky cheese nuts July 27, 2019

Jesus took the wheel

Jesus took the wheel

Jesus took the wheel

by nwordslayer240 September 8, 2019

Third Wheeling Yourself

When you set up two of your friends to make a cute couple so you can prove to your haters that you are a real love guru but then that couple proceeds to third wheel you every time you hang with them. This conflicts your emotions as you don't know whether to be happy for them or mad because they don't pay attention to you. So instead, you joke around about third wheeling however deep down, you are hurting. Common with people named Tasnia.

Damn what an idiot, you need to stop third wheeling yourself

by tasniaiswrong October 14, 2017

Get back on wheels

wheels is metaphorically used for work, get back to wheels means get back to work

I should get back on wheels, I have wasted too much time

by ummu74 May 13, 2018

southern kart wheel

When a gay guy grabs onto your genitals and you are so startled you stumble backwards into a “southern kart wheel”

“Dude, that homo just made me do a southern southern kart wheel ! “

Stumbling backwards and falling when grabbed by a homo on the genitals

by Chrizpy February 10, 2018

Hamster Wheel Of Pussy

The cardio of choice of pigeon simps. They're on it all day, every day, wasting their time, money and lives for mediocre pussy they usually never get. No wonder they're so skinny.

I was on the hamster wheel of pussy till I let a tranny suck me off and learned we're all a little bi and now I like to fuck women who beg for my dick when it's not dominating some big muscled submissive dudes like Buck Angel.

by The Original Donald Trump May 8, 2023