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The wobbly horse

When you get your drunk friend on all fours, stuff grass in his mouth and proceed to shove a 10 inch dildo in his ass and whip him with a belt
My ass hurts so much from that party yesterday , I think someone played the wobbly horse on me”
by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022
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Flubble wubble

R- dude my cat is so fat and chunky
M- bro ur cat has flubble wubble
by Magentafrognose February 10, 2022
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Cock Womble

Someone who is in total admiration of their own perceived achievements. Often the achievements are day to day achievements that others take for granted like wiping their bum or blowing their nose. Often people who are cock wombles overuse winningest as the way to describe themselves.
I am Jason and I am the winningest poker player of Black Dog Poker. I am also the winningest at not inviting my friends over for a swim and for fixing an over priced mid life crisis audi. I am also the winningest at being the whiniest pom outside of England. Jason is a cock womble.
by The real Black Dog Poker August 29, 2022
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Cock-Womble

A person who collects the cheese looking build up from the bell ends of homeless men and uses it for food, either spreading it on bread or toast for example
That guy is so disgusting, I bet he's a complete Cock-Womble
by MyEvilResident March 30, 2023
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Cock Womble

Someone who has an over exaggerated sense of themselves. Overstates their own ability and intelligence to the detriment of others.
You know that Jason, he is always going on about how good he is at poker, what a cock womble.
by The real Black Dog Poker May 12, 2023
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Daddy-Wobbly-Hat

British slang term for a policeman, unique to Plymouth.
Alright mate, keep an eye out for old Daddy-Wobbly-Hat while I mug this old lady.

Alternatively;

Oh no, the I’ve been arrested by the Daddy-Wobbly-Hats for indecent exposure.
by Reuben Smith September 5, 2023
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Gender Wobbly

"Gender wobbly" describes a category of gender that does not fit the binary, but is not as general as "Genderqueer."

It is typically used to describe a person who does not feel as though they are not the gender they were assigned at birth, but lack the connection to that gender.

People who identify as "Gender wobbly" use the pronouns she/they or he/they, to indicate that they may present as one gender, but are not attached to it.
"Is Sam a boy or a girl?" "Neither, they're gender wobbly."

"Morgan's wearing a dress today, I thought she was nonbinary." "They're actually gender wobbly and today they feel like wearing a dress, but tomorrow she might prefer jeans and a t-shirt."
by mirnell September 5, 2023
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