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TwinkleTwos 

When your two year old son is pronounced either homo sexual, homophobic or inept socially at his socialscorecard 2 year cerebral ceremony, where an expert ascertains how much gay has rubbed of from fathers to son.
TwinkleTwos expert analysis suggests gay men hold back their flamboyance around children to prevent the fag in them rubbing off on pupils.

The expert looks for copying a child's gay father's flamboyant lispy limp wrist hand gestures, complete with over-multi-variate high-frequency tones fluctuating emotionally between octaves so to imbalance dysharmonic variant amplitude resonance reverberativity reoscillative relay retail rhetoric recreatable retales retailing rampant reign relapses repeting rerun reepisodic realmalgamated reimposternate of daddy copying another stereotypical prancer who twinkles on two toes aka TwinkleTwos.
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tinkiewinkle 

When you think you've blown your load but a tidal wave comes out unexpectedly.
She swallowed but then I tinkiewinkled.
tinkiewinkle by DunnoIWasBored December 4, 2016

Twinkle Toe 

The male version of the female Camel Toe; but embarrassingly smaller in size.
The dynamic duo showed up to the costume party with Robin sporting a generous camel toe and Batman a mere twinkle toe.
Twinkle Toe by Robin B. Wonder November 6, 2017

Twinking 

When some is looking really good that you don't have a word to describe them

Or when your flirting with someone who you want to get with
" my bae is twinking in that dress"

" you two are already twinking, you should get together"
Twinking by Kialv03 January 7, 2018

twinkle fuck 

The act of having rough, but passionate, sex while you and your partner enjoy watching reruns of Tinkerbell
Marty and Karen were just getting settled into watch some good tinkerbell reruns when the urge to twinkle fuck suddenly came over them.

twinkle foot 

When u love some one so much that she makes your dick twinkle harder than thank the rock on viagra.
Damn ‘’Caitlin was looking so hot today she gave me the biggest twinkle foot I had to run to the bath room and rub one off with a warm wool sock.’’
twinkle foot by Chandler cedercock January 25, 2018

twinkelodean 

A good as spam page. Will allways have your wig snatched. She cute AF. If u ever follow her prepare yourself for a nice laugh .
Wow I'm so happy I followed twinkelodean
twinkelodean by ggnamee May 14, 2018