Twad

Noun: A person (usually male) who is:
Pale
Squishy-looking
Chinless
Usually wears spectacles

Can also refer to a person who acts like the description above.

Adjective: Twadly

That guy looks like the mayor of Twadington he's such a twad.

That Finley is quite a twadly fellow.

by Cheese Williamson June 20, 2007

Twankie Dueces

22 inch rims

Shit Nigga! check out that escalade rollin on those Twankie Dueces. Too bad they aint spreewells!

by StEiN October 28, 2003

twas

1)a possessive form of the airline abbreviation
2)The plural of "twat"
3)A toast made a bit later in the evening.

1)You're supposed to give those headphones back to the Stewardess, they're TWAs.
2)I paid the ladies ahead of time for my favorite holiday pastime. Twas, the night before Christmas.
3)First round- to your beauty and my wit.(Drink)
Second round-to a lovely evening! (Drink)
Third round- to you- what's your name again?(they drink)
Eight round- Twas! (spill, then find mouth)

by Pantaloon January 12, 2008

Twatmonkey

Seamonkeys crossbred with crabs, they often spread by swinging from clit to clit, leaving a trail of little semen behind, or in your behind.

My mother says her husband is a real twatmonkey!

by Nicholas Gerrier December 2, 2004

twat nom

To nom one's twat, or to eat one out.

Chatspeak for eating pussy.

"I WANNA EAT YOUR PUSSY!"
"Twat nom. Lawls."

by Ho'nique D June 25, 2008

whistling twat

wide and loose, whistles like a coke bottle

the slut has a whistling twat

by nm1 December 31, 2008

Cunt sucking twat waffle

Any stupid person who needs a swift kick in the ass and maybe to the head.

In sentence:
"You cunt sucking twat waffle!!!"

Whore, slut, prostitute... some really stupid fuck who needs a life or needs to die.

by Flame Fuck January 24, 2009