Sock Toast

n 1. Same as sexual intercourse

Thingie = sock.
You-know-what = toaster.
Sock+toaster = Sock toast.

On the other hand, two socks = a pair of socks and two toasters = toasters.

Popularized by the fantastic fanfiction My Immortal.

And then…………… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.

"Sock... into... toaster?"

"SOCK TOAST?"

Oh yeah, they were having sock toast all night long.

I think it's time for me and Brad to eat sock toast.

by I Puke Glitter January 5, 2011

Buttered Toast

To make someone "Buttered Toast" is to buast a fat nut on a tan latino girl.

Brian: Yo Tom, i just made Selena into Buttered Toast Last night!

by Kameronii May 6, 2018

crunchy toast

A moron. Crunchy Toast
Someone stupid.

Jim Carrey's character in Dumb and Dumber

by Avinash Boroowa June 22, 2005

Soggy toast

A sexually racial slur that refers to when a female of darker skin color has masculine seminal fluidital remains pooling in the crevices of her facial structure

"Dude, did you hear what jack did to Melissa?"
"Yeah, I heard she looked like soggy toast!"

by Joe.biden February 20, 2017

avocado toast

A sexual act where a West coast or Latino woman experiences a squirting orgasm in the cowgirl position while riding a man with very little melanin in his skin. She removes the penis from her vagina in the middle of the act and spreads her ejaculate over her partner.

Dan: Hey Milton! How's your relationship with Isabella going?

Milton: Oh wow geez, she's crazy! I've been getting Avocado Toast'd every night!

Dan: isn't Avocado toast for breakfast?

Milton: ...Nah man.

by CommiK June 6, 2017

alabama toast

the same as Alabama cheese cracker when you're cock hasn't been cleaned for some time and collects dirt which smells cheesy you then wipe the cheese on to you're hand and then onto you're unsuspecting friends toast.

i love Alabama toast

by lolololoolol May 12, 2008

french toast my asshole

An expression used with anger, brought on by irony.

Alanis: "It's like rain on your wedding day, a no smoking sign on your cigarette break, like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife, like meeting the man of your dreams...then meeting his beautiful wife.........

FRENCH TOAST MY ASSHOLE . "

by urbandiclova October 21, 2010