clown snatch

A red headed female whose pubic hair resembles that of a clown.

I think clown snatch is wanting my johnson.

by urbandiclova October 19, 2010

french toast my asshole

An expression used with anger, brought on by irony.

Alanis: "It's like rain on your wedding day, a no smoking sign on your cigarette break, like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife, like meeting the man of your dreams...then meeting his beautiful wife.........

FRENCH TOAST MY ASSHOLE . "

by urbandiclova October 19, 2010