When you give ‘em a good ole waffle stomp in the shower and don’t tell anyone. Then everyone finds out a few days later when the tubs overflowing and water is making its way to the basement from the second story.
Damn it Becky! Did you give me a secret waffle!? My comic books downstairs are soaked and there’s water dripping out of the can lights in the kitchen. The drywalls a little iffy but I don’t think I’m going to replace that. That was a good secret waffle. What a great surprise
by J rock from the dirty E February 28, 2025
Get the secret wafflemug. Humorous reference to how easy a time James Bond seems to have with getting hot chicks into his bed during a UK-government-ordered mission.
Double-Oh-Seven is so handsome and charming dat he could probably “score big wif da babes” whether he was in Her Majesty's secret cervix or not!
by QuacksO October 8, 2023
Get the in Her Majesty's secret cervixmug. by Juliet Chambers August 29, 2021
Get the secret smartmug. On adopt me roblox a secret neon is a pet that doesn’t have the neon or fly or ride sign but when you equip it it turns into a neon. These are very rare and hard to get. People trade visible mega neon giraffes and adds for them, but there are no secret neon legendary pets, only starfish can be secret neons and only about 159 people have these secret neon pets.
Person 1: Hey dude! I just got two secret neons starfish!
Person 2: Woah! Really? I’ll offer a mega neon kangaroo and mega neon bat dragon!
Person 2: Woah! Really? I’ll offer a mega neon kangaroo and mega neon bat dragon!
by NewFissy November 7, 2020
Get the Secret Neonsmug. the better term for aloe vera for when your stark white bitch ass gets burned to a crisp and looks like red 40
damn my pretarded ass got burned like a squoggit, gonna need to shuck the plant for some secret squoggit sauce to relieve my bitch ois
by forble June 9, 2025
Get the secret squoggit saucemug. A chomik from the Roblox game "Find The Chomiks" That will drive you fucking insane because of its absolutely jaw-dropping absurdly hard obbies,victors of this chomik have trauma and PTSD.
Poopyhead_123:Ugh I fucking HATE UBER SECRET CHOMIK I wanna piss over its corpse when I kill it
Xx_shadow_alpha_xX:haha noob I have it
Xx_shadow_alpha_xX:haha noob I have it
by RandomChomikLover May 27, 2025
Get the Uber Secret Chomikmug. Today folks, we talk about the almighty Chima. Chima ... The first person to become Admin in both WW2 and WW3 at the same time. There is nothing much to write about chima except he has a wife, yes Chima is married to a girl named "Esther". there is nothing much to talk about due to the source. what we know is that Chima is married. but it seems like Chima no longer has feelings for Esther he is showing Non challant towards her and cheating on her by chiking other girls.
by Ebuksam February 29, 2024
Get the Secrets of worldwide participantsmug.