Legal DiCaprio

When a couple gets together with a significant age gap, especially a middle aged or older man and an 18 to early 20s woman. Named for the joke Leonardo DiCaprio's early 20s girlfriend

Dude, I hooked up with an 18 year old chick last night. It was awesome!
Bro, that's gross, you're like 40
18 is legal though
Yeah, Legal DiCaprio

by Dehydratedninja October 29, 2024

Morgan freeman's voice

When you're hoping for something, but the reality is radically different, Morgan Freeman's voice comes down from heaven to tell it like it is

"I sure hope the kids did their chores."
Morgan Freeman's voice: the kids did not do their chores

by Dehydratedninja March 03, 2023

bob ross secret

A "secret" that everybody knows, like the coworker that shows up to work still drunk and no one talks about it

"Can I borrow some of the vodka you keep in your desk?"
"How do you know about that? It's a secret."
"Yeah, ok, boomer. It's a Bob Ross secret"

by Dehydratedninja March 05, 2023

Eskimo souffle

When you jizz in a bowl, whip it into a meringue and serve it on top of pie

Your mom: hey baby, what's for desert?
Me: Eskimo souffle. Eat my jizz, bitch

by Dehydratedninja December 16, 2020

Dutch perogie

When you bring cheez whiz into the bed, put it in your partner's butt crack, then lick it out. Potatoes and veggies optional but recommended

Dude, you know that chick I took home last night? I gave her a Dutch Perogie.

Bro, seek out professional help

by Dehydratedninja March 31, 2022