Static Jimbo

A sexual act in which solid frozen feces are inserted into a oriphus (vagina, anus, or mouth).

Max: "Oh man I Static Jimboed my girl last night and she loved that shit!"

Jamie: "Whats a static jimbo?"

Max "Thats when you freeze your shit solid and then bang a chick with it."

Jamie "Oh nice."

by Grubbielove January 8, 2010

statiology

the art and science of operating a TV remote control station changer. With their eye-hand coordination, males have a natural tendency toward statiology; with their tendency toward emotion rather than rationality, females tend to object to statiology. Statiology calls out the very best of station changing. Many viewers are unable to recognize excellence in statiology until they have had extensive training. The best source of statiology training is the AS400 Institute, which focuses on making one "One With the TV."

After living with Deekie for a semester, she had the equivalent of a PhD in statiology. In today's world, your can write your own ticket if you are an expert in statiology.

by Cincinnatus27 November 21, 2009

Stationary Fuel

Another name for Porn that you do not watch, you just look at it. (Pictures)

My Internet was down so i had to settle for Stationary Fuel.

by AM#1 March 27, 2010

Startitus

The, sometimes strong, desire or urge to cast on (start) multiple knit projects without having completed ones already started.

Sometimes knowns as the Startitus Virus.

I have a really bad case of Startitus this week, I cast on for three new projects!!

by A.Knitter March 30, 2010

Statistically 9 out of 10 people

Enjoy Gang Rape

Statistically 9 out of 10 people lie

by PhoenixGamer34 March 28, 2022

statist

A term used by pseudo-Libertarians that get all their information from blogs or Reddit posts.

It means someone who supports any sort of state government in any situation.

When I suggested we should have both the post office and Fed-Ex, he called me a statist.

by Downvoting Victim June 20, 2022

hang station

A rundown chunky cheese perfect for hanging niggers.

I found the best hang station last we to hang that nigger Caleb

by MyDadBeatsM3 July 12, 2017