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One of the best friends that someone could hope for. He will stand by your side and will help you out if you need it. He like sci-fi things and is a hell of a pot head.
Look it's a Scott.
How do you know?
He's watching Star Trek while smoking.
by Tallus Karikkar September 27, 2010
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Scottsdale

A city of superficial attitudes, inflated egos and very narrow minds. The pursuit of materialism, excess, and keeping up with the Jones, is the rule in this Phoenix suburb of 250,000 residents, where people brag about the money they have and show off their car to gain recognition. They think money and materialism, instead of people and experiences, are the most important things in life. It’s a place where people often ignore you if--God forbid--you look only average. You get weird looks from people at the Scottsdale Fashion Square if you are not wearing the latest trendy wardrobe. Known to many locals as Snobbsdale or Snottsdale, its swankiness makes it home to many of the Phoenix area’s most trendy establishments: Nordstrom, Barney’s New York, Gucci and Kenneth Cole. And only in Scottsdale can you find restaurants that serve $70 steaks. Although most Scottsdale people wont admit it, many are probably on the verge of foreclosure, due to excessive credit card debt and ridiculous spending that will soon turn them poor like the rest of us. Gosh, then they wont be able to frequent their numerous golf courses, country clubs and resorts. What’s a rich person gotta do?

Scottsdale thinks its so rich, but is actually only upper middle-class. Heck, it isnt even the richest city in Arizona or Maricopa County. So I have no idea why the people seem so snooty. Despite its perceived affluence, there is probably more loneliness and misery per-capita in Scottsdale than anywhere else.
Scottsdale is named after James Edward Scott and is also nicknamed the West's Most Western Town.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com November 20, 2009
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scottie

A substance that sends one in a positive vertical direction.

From the Star Treck character Scottie, who beamed up other characters on the show.
YockHamptons: Do you want some Scottie?

The Surgeon: Yes, beam me up.
by The Surgeon April 23, 2005
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scotted

Verb-past tense "scotted"

To be taken advantage of by a girl when black out drunk and not even remember or enjoy the sex.

Etymology: Scotty D was deflowered and didn't even remember it.
"Dude, what happened last night?", "This chick took you to her room and totally scotted you", "Yea, she loved it", "You are so pathetic"
by The Real Sloppy D March 13, 2010
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Scottie

Some fucking tool that mumbles when he lies. He a self proclaimed " Deisel fucking master tech, logger, farmer, fucking everything'er." Loves fat girls, thinks every girl that touches his little flap of skin he calls a penis is the most beautiful girl in the world.

Tows shit with a duck taped hitch.

Likes giving dudes rim jobs.

You can find Scottie (with an "I") chained up to the toilets at every fucking gay bar around because he likes it when the boys sling mayonnaise at him.
Scottie loves getting ass fucked by bud in the woods.
by #fuckingsendit September 18, 2017
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bon scotts

(Noun) (Australia) Weighty testicles visible through tight jeans. Named after late AC/DC frontman Bon Scott.
“Shit, mate, put on some undies – your bon scotts are scaring the young fellas.”
by HMNYRL April 17, 2011
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Scott Goetz

The act of quickly scooping someone's boob, usually done to men. Meant for men with sagging breasts.
Guy #1: (Runs by guy #2) Haha! Scott Goetz!
Guy #2: Aww shit!
by JpIsCrazy April 25, 2009
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