Purple Squirrel 

The purple squirrel is a true legacy derived from the disasters of some dickhead funneling too much wine and becoming nauseous. Suddenly, without warning the person throws up a fountain of purple substance projecting up into the air.(keep in mind that the throw up must reach at least 3 feet into the air for it to qualify as purple squirrel). Then after the yukemister is finished, on the floor will lay a horrifying display of a furry crimson/purple colored like animal that appears to have been mutilated by a lawn mower surrounded by an assortment of organs. It can be concluded that somwhere along the lines this person had feasted on a squirrel (most likely roadkill, because those fuckers are hard to catch and are quick little bastards) and an aroma of grape and yuke will drift through the air for up to 1-2 hours.

After funneling too much wine, Bridge finally yuked a purple creature on the floor...and to our surprise, he showed us all the Purple Squirrel.

Purple Squirrel by JJ Bridge September 20, 2006

rabid squirrel 

To ejaculate into someone's anal cavity. The subject then defacates the semen into your mouth.

She gave me the rabid squirrel last night in exchange for the rusty trombone.

rabid squirrel by shaggy October 26, 2003

Flying Squirrel 

Humble, but stunningly talented. Starts off on the ground, but reaches impressive heights.

At first, I wasn't very interested in the job, but then I found out that the company is flying squirrel.

Flying Squirrel by Clara Anderson May 9, 2011

Dirt Squirrel

Facial hair of substandard quality, more specifically around the upper lip and chin regions. Common to mangina's, elderly women with hyper-active testosterone levels, and rednecks.

Sidney Crosby possessed the best dirt squirrel in the 2008 NHL playoffs. Go Pens!!!

Dirt Squirrel by My Dixie Normous August 11, 2008

Pink Squirrel 

When you fuck a girl with your nuts. insert the nuts in her vag.

dude i gave that girl a pink squirrel this morning

Pink Squirrel by goofygreen September 28, 2009

flying squirrel 

n. 1. A type of dive in swimming in which a person grabs his or her ankles in mid-air while at a steep angle

I performed a flying squirrel dive at the community pool.

flying squirrel by Anonymous4 July 18, 2006

Blind Squirrel 

When a man blindfolds a girl and drops his nuts in her mouth. Can be made more interesting by having the girl have to search blindfolded for the nuts.

Stacey was delighted when she was blind squirreled and finally found Hunter's nuts in the corner of the bed and filled her cheeks with them.

Blind Squirrel by Timhunter5 October 1, 2009