thrift store robber

A person who enters a thrift store with full intent to shoplift any items that will fit in their pockets and purses. They may even steal a purse and put stuff in it.

A low form of shoplifter who will go into any store and steal the floor tiles if they're not tacked down well enough.

1. "Did you see that girl in Electronics? She was putting a surge protector in her purse! WTF? She'd be a thrift store robber, that one."

2. Stacy was kicked out of the thrift shop for stealing all the clothes instead of putting them away; what a thrift store robber.

by kero frangipani pants February 6, 2009

demi story

a story with no reason for telling; a EXTREMELY pointless story that goes on for hours.

person 1: today, i went to dance.. and i danced.
person 2: what a demi story

by demistory February 20, 2009

Storage Wars

A TV show on the A&E network about auctions at storage facilities.
It features the same bidders every week attempting to interject drama into each others lives.
Thery find some interestings things in the storage lockers that they take to experts to learn the history and value.
There are only 2 characters on this show worth watching Barry Weiss and Brandi Passante. Barry is very funny and Brandi is totally hot!
Brandi runs a second hand store called Now & Then with her husband Jarrod Schulz who is a total retard douchebag.
Barry drives a different car every week and usually buys the cheap lockers nobody wants.

I like to watch storage wars to see the unusual items they find in storage lockers.

by jsd9632 March 11, 2012

Story of the year

THEY ARE NOT EMO! They do not sing about killing themselves and about how much they hate their lives. all you people who say they are emo are basing that on their song "until the day i die" which is probably the only song you would know. and that's not even about killing themselves. its about being in the band and having good times. so stop thinking they are emo. because they are not.

story of the year are the most amazing band in the world. they are not emo, but rock. they make beautiful music.

by Kat12 January 12, 2006

Sex story

Me (F14) and my step brother (M17) were home alone. It was friday night and our parents were at their friends house and they wouldn't be back till the next day like they always were. We were watching a movie when a sex scene came on. He told me to go up stairs and he would call me back down when it ended. The sex scene had gotten me horny and I started watching porn and masturbaiting. My step brother called me down 5 minutes later and I was dripping wet. He must have saw my pants were soaked. “What were you doing in your room” he asked. I told him I was doing nothing but he knew that was bull shit. He went over and looked at the camera footage we had set up incase anything happens. I forgot to delete the footage and he saw everything. “I won’t tell anyone under 1 condition” he said. I knew what it was. I looked down at his paints he was as hard as a rock. I wanted it. Ever since my best friend had gotten fucked by her boyfriend she told me it was the best feeling ever. I instantly got on my knees pulled his pants down and started giving him a blowjob to his 10 inch cock.

Even though I was a virgin I had watched videos on porn sites on how to give a good blow job and I followed all of the tips. He cummed after 7 minutes and I swallowed every last drop. Then he took his clothes off and I saw his rock hard 6 pack. Until this moment I never realized how hot he was.“Good blow job you little slut. Oh ya one more condition you got to call me Daddy when ever we fuck”. “Yes Daddy” I replied. “Good girl”. We went upstairs to my room and he striped me down. Because you gave me such a good bolwjob im going to give eat you out. “Do it daddy”. He started to eat me out it felt so good. I cummed after 3 minutes. After that he instantly put his massive cock inside of me. “YES DADDY”. “You like this you little slut”. “Faster Faster Faster” he listened my eyes rolled to the back of my head allowing him to fuck me endlesly. “Daddy i want you to cum in my pussy” i told him needing cum in side of me. He instantly cummed inside of me. “YES DADDY”. I then sucked his dick again and swallowed again. Now every friday when our parents go out for the night we go upstairs and fuck. After some point he got me pregnet.

This was a sex story I wrote during class because I wanted my dick sucked (PS its easier making a story from a girls POV then a guys look at all the other ones. so its fake guys calm down)

step sis: this was a grate story.

me: wanna do this.

by NameSiren435547 May 2, 2023

cum storm

When you are getting sucked off by a girl and there is a fan in the room ejaculate into the fan so that it sprays all around the room.

cum storm

by lee cox March 31, 2009

Nike Employee Store

A Nike store in Oregon that offers products at an employee discount price. If you don't work at Nike, you'll need to find someone who does to get a guest pass to get in.

No irregular or out of season products. It's just a store with the prices already discounted so the employees aren't buying up everything from Niketown.

The Nike Employee Store is the place to get the best prices on new Nike stuff.

by Nike! December 24, 2008