Birth Canal Skirt

A skirt or dress so short it serves as the extension of the birth canal.

You know it's a warm spring day when the young gals have their birth canal skirts on!

by J on 1st Hill April 17, 2010

shirt cocking

Men who go about their day with a shirt on, but no pants or underwear.

"Cocking" can be used with other terms. Example: Cowl Cocking, when a man wears only a super heros cowl, much like Batmans cowl, but no pants or underwear.

Look at that dude, he's totally shirt cocking.

by -Cylon- September 13, 2006

Fat Man In A Weezer Shirt

The third wheel, someone who is always sitting there watching everyone else go at it or have a significant other yet themself is all alone

1.) I'm a fat man in a weezer shirt. All of my friends have someone but i'm all alone.

2.) My friends who are going out with each other invited me to the movied tonight, but i said no because I'm tired of being the fat man in a Weezer shirt.

by poop April 22, 2003

Fat skirt

A person who is so fat that they have a skirt made out of fat that covers their crotch.

Bobby has a fat skirt. He could run around naked and it would be legal!

by Mike February 12, 2004

J-skirt

1. A derrogatory word for a young Japanese female. 2. a Japanese woman sought after by a white male (usually one who is fixated on Asian women) 3. a Japanese girl who exclusively seeks to date white men. 4. Japanese pussy.

1. Check out that J-skirt over there.

2. Guy's got yellow fever real bad. Won't touch anything but J-skirts.

3. She went to Japan with her boyfriend to teach English, but got pushed out of the picture by some skank-ass J-skirt.

4. Ever since that guy got into anime, he's done nothing but chase J-skirt.

by tatsu January 8, 2006

skirt lifter

A hetrosexual male. The opposite of a shirt lifter.

I used to think that boy over there was a shirt lifter but turns out he's a skirt lifter

by Anonymous October 9, 2003

faggy pink shirt

1) A synonym for metrosexual or fag. 2) Used to express extreme distaste for fasion and other pop-culture bull shit.

eg.1:
Man 1 "Hey man you want to go shopping with me?"
Man 2 "Fuck no do I look like I'm wearing a faggy pink shirt?"

eg2.:
Woman "Did you hear about Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston? They br----"
Man "Fuck off I ain't got no faggy pink shirts!"

by Jdwalker13 May 8, 2006