Rule 7106

Guys are Guys

Girls are Guys

and Children are Federal Agents

Roger: Yesterday on a forum this girl told me I was really cool! Right after I let her borrow my social security number. She needed it for something...

Jim: Rule 7106......and you're a dumb ass

by Robert N. Weave July 6, 2010

beach rules

A commonly accepted law which dictates certain interactions in costal areas of recreation. The rules favor the winner of physical conflicts between two parties and usually end in the superior party recieving an object of great significance.

TL,DR: Screw you Orlando Bloom, I kick your ass I take your girl.

Beach Rules Examples
ex) Party 1 has an object of significance (attractive females)

Party 2 challenges Part 1 and wins

Party 2 has the oppourtunity of taking the attractive female and other objects of importance.

by The Flugas March 9, 2009

Rule 30

The rule stating that there are no girls on the internet.

*Girl posts picture.*
Not real! Rule 30!

by awesome9 November 5, 2011

Rule 86 Paragraph 4 of the Man Code

Rule 86 Paragraph 4 of the Man Code states, "If an adequately attractive female is within your presence, you are obligated to ask to view said female's breasts."

"Hello Miss. By Rule 86 Paragraph 4 of the Man Code, you are adequately attractive, and as such, may I view your breasts?"

by rastyhaf March 9, 2019

5 second rule

A rule describing the amount of time that a magical force field surrounds a dropped piece of food, after which the force field drops and the food can become dirty and not edible

Shaniqua dropped her Oreos on the floor, but she still ate them because of the 5 second rule.

by CoolNameHere July 11, 2004

Rule 82

The invocation of any ideology or its principles, such as feminism, will attract trolls who validate the necessity of said ideology.

CommenterA. -insert name here- is a sexist, racist, homophobe, and I find that offensive.

CommenterB. OMFG, you are a fat, ugly feminazi, STFU.

Commenter A. Rule 82.

by Dasylupe August 20, 2008

Rule 32

The 32nd rule of the internet:
Pics or it didn't happen.

John: I saw a guy on the street juggling huge rocks!
Joe: Rule 32
John: Shit! I don't have pictures!

by connorp04 September 1, 2018