wetter than an otters pocket

your girl when she sees jensen ackles

dude i got wetter than an otters pocket when i saw jensen ackles shirtless

by jensenfamgi November 21, 2020

pocket hockey

masturbating with your pants on and all done up, by placing your hand in your pocket and rubbing your penis through the pocket lining

I played pocket hockey during class to keep from falling asleep.

by Justin Joker July 6, 2006

texas hot pocket

When you shit in a girl's vagina and fuck it.

What the fuck else do you want me to say? I gave your girlfriend a texas hot pocket. She was totally down.

by Dsfargeg June 25, 2008

poke smot

Code for Smoking Pot, decieves parents/teachers

Hey, during lunch, let's poke smot!

by WarmFuzzyFriend May 13, 2009

Hot Pocket

White man who wears a red hat and is an ass hole

Go fuck yourself hot pocket!

by Aleksander12 February 15, 2014

poke her

poke a Girl with your cock usually in the mouth or pussy

I'd poke her good soon

by Allsop April 10, 2007

Cheesy Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of shitting inside of your partner's vagina while she has a yeast infection, then mercilessly fucking the shit out of her (Literally)
Variations include:
Vanilla Alabama Hot Pocket, Also can be combined with the Dirty Sanchez (depending on how fucking sick you are), Alabama Hot Pocket de Italiano

That bitch don't wash her pussy so I gave her a cheesy Alabama Hot Pocket.

by Frankie-Four-Fingers November 4, 2007