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west unity, ohio 

West Unity, Ohio small town in Northwest Ohio where people know everyones business and drinks coffee together every weekend discussing other peoples personal life. Also where make believe gangsters live and country folk wish they were actually country.
"Hey man, have you been to West Unity, Ohio?"
"Hell nah, they know their neighbors social security number and they act like they are from Detroit."
west unity, ohio by puddinglad September 16, 2016
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mount gilead ohio

Mount Gilead is a small town all hillbillies, and redneck folk, where you see many strange things, and you know everyone no matter where you go. Your almost guaranteed to see Billy on his lawn mower at the gas station buying his case of beer, George in the same outfit he wore last tuesday, and all the Mount Gilead Sluts will be seen at the pharmacy getting their prescriptions filled.
Secret? There's no secrets in Mount Gilead Ohio knows everyone's business!
mount gilead ohio by Kasasa January 27, 2017

Pemberville, Ohio 

A dying town in Northwest Ohio east of Bowling Green and South of Toledo. It lies on the banks of the North and South Branches of the Portage River, where they merge near downtown, and, after the winter months, epically flood. It's main highways are State Route 105, Water Street (which turns into North River Road), and Bierley Avenue (which turns into Pemberville Road). The cops here are total douches, and park right inside of town to catch speeders (this includes those of you who go 5 MPH over the speed limit), and park outside of the Legion Hall to target people for DUI or Public Drunkenness, even though they are either walking or live a half-mile away. They even pull you over outside of city limits, and also charge single people with domestic violence. There is a tomato factory on the south side of town called Hirzel's Canning. It was next to the Modine Plant, which just recently closed, and moved out of town. There used to be a TRUE bar in downtown, but the landlord was a dunce and made the owners pay rent for more than what the building was worth. The town has a few restaraunts, however, such as Front Street Cafe and Janelle's.
I live in Pemberville, Ohio! The cops need to get a life, the town floods every spring, and my old house is in Lake Erie! We're losing jobs! Where's our stimulus money? We're going to turn into Detroit sooner or later!
Pemberville, Ohio by nubflluo November 14, 2011

mason, ohio 

A small city with a shit load of young rich drug heads selling catnip as weed to dumb football players and going to cincy to get real weed
Person 1: wanna kick it in mason, ohio tonight
Person 2: fuck naw that place is lame as hell lets go to the middie
mason, ohio by reddog3ch April 30, 2009

Yellow Springs, Ohio

One of the few places left where all the bullshit we were taught in school about freedom actually holds true. On the weekends you will find the financial prisoners of Dayton and its greater burbs travel to YS in an effort to escape the grind they worked so hard to join. A place where no one gives a shit about careers, condos or clothing. Conservatives dare not tread for it's citizens threaten the fabric of their very souls with words like: why? and why not?
Visitor: "A nice town with hiking, biking and no Wal-Mart?, I should tell my mistress and bring my kids on my next weekend with them...if I could only remember their names?"

Yellow Springs, Ohio resident: "you'll get used to that memory loss, we all do"

canton, ohio 

an alright city 60 miles south of Cleveland. Home of the Football Hall Of Fame and the past home of motown greats The Ojays. Has a large population, but also has a large amount of drugs and crime. Prostitution is prominent on Fulton Rd between East Tuscarawas St. and 14th St. N.W. Has alot of wannabe rappers aka the dope dealers who are doing it big and need a clever facade. Cantons Finest aka Canton Police Department has become the gestapo with their "Gang Task Force". They bust those of us just looking to have a good time in our front yards. You know smoke a little green and sip on some drink. Do something useful guys and arrest some of these skanky hoes trying to walk up to my car in broad daylight.
Canton, Ohio is an ok place to live
canton, ohio by Miss Brady September 22, 2006

Toledo, Ohio 

Toledo, Ohio or as we call it "the armpit of the United States" cause it stinks like shit here.

Its really a great town if you wanna become fat, die of 2nd hand smoke, or be homeless because there are no jobs.
You don't know the meaning of suck until you visit Toledo, Ohio
Toledo, Ohio by tnt419 November 17, 2004