Joel Murphy

Absolute midget who thinks he's the coolest kid around. Thinks he's funny and good at soccer, when he's not. Absolutely obsessed with Ansh Panchal, and can be constantly heard singing his name wherever he goes.

At least I get some pussy Joel Murphy (Samuel Lane, 2019)

by ROBLOXDUDE69 March 4, 2019

Billy Murphy

The lanky man from Douglas himself. Smart and fluent in ackmed, he is the dictionary.

“Hey what’s that word mean”
“I don’t know ask billy Murphy he is a dictionary”

by McGlynnEvan November 28, 2019

sean murphy

An bad friend who owes me a fiver

Your mate lent you a fiver and you spent it on 3/4 length trousers and has refused to pay him back what a sean Murphy.

by Definitely not Luke August 14, 2021

Sean Murphy

A man with an amazing ass that isn’t afraid to use it.

I love my baseball like I love my women: with a Sean Murphy.

by IHateRobManfred April 12, 2022

pulled a murphy

When a whore take your money and gives you no pussy

The john picked up the whore and when they got to the hotel room. He paid her first and then she left without having sex with him. she had pulled a murphy on him.

by cameleon December 28, 2013

levi jed murphy

Levi Jed Murphy is a type of shoe in Canada

For example
Pete said, "I prefer Levi Jed Murphys in a navy blue rather than maroon."

by Canadianguy May 25, 2014

Joseph Thomas Murphy

Joseph Thomas Murphy is a mega fag who enjoys a quick penis in him on a Friday night. He will fist himself constantly when free and when he’s not, he’s probably getting fisted by someone else. He’s pretty small however what he lacks in height he lacks in his penis as well and makes up for in his toxicity. Penis fart.

Gabe: mega penis salt
Sam paddy: yeah phat Joseph Thomas Murphy

by PenisDiarrhea July 14, 2019