Clutch Muffin

After someone gets a clutch on a game of Call Of Duty. That player gets a clutch muffin.

Person 1:OOHHHH 1Vs5 CLUTCH!!!!!!!

Person 2:You get a clutch muffin!!! YUM

by Francisco The Robot August 25, 2010

blueberry muffin

In certain cultures, especially in military tours to Afghanistan, asking for a 'blueberry muffin' at a massage parlor means to get a hand job at the end in exchange for a big tip.

person 1: I got a massage today at FOB Shank massage parlor.
person 2: Did you get a Blueberry muffin at the end?
person 1: Yeah, it cost me an extra $20.

by DirteeDude2 March 10, 2014

stuff muffin

Someone who can pack on the pounds but still look like a stud.

Dude, even though you eat McDonald's every day, your still a stud. What a stuff muffin.

by Keepnitreal July 30, 2015

Duck Muffin

duck muffin is the worst thing you can say to another living cracker (insult)

you are a Duck Muffin

by The D Word October 3, 2015

shag money muffins

to be shocked or amazed at something, in awe

SHAG MONEY MUFFINS

by shag money muffins September 29, 2009

shit muffin

1. A food item that looks a lot like a terd but is still edible. 2. Something you say when you have no idea what the hell is going on.

1. Ugh! What the fuck is that on that shelf. It looks like a shit muffin.

2. Where the fuck am I? Oh shit muffins! I am totally confused.

by crackrabbit January 1, 2005

muffin

a young female's vagina, most often shaven. The word was once used by Steven Tyler (Aerosmith) in the 'Walk This Way' hit song. It's still popular among its greatest fans.

Ya ain't seen nothing til ya down on a muffin.

by trank April 15, 2008