Moist glove

When you jerk off with every liquid in you house with a glove

I just moist gloves with orange juice

by Bemining December 12, 2018

Moist

When a satisfying thing satisfies your tingles

Gregory: YooOooOo BroOoo!! that slime vid you sent me was MOIST
Jimmy: AyYyyEEee I know!!!

by Lil' Nugg December 17, 2018

Moist Towelette

A fan of the podcast Moist Definitely. Someone who truly enjoys conversations between three curlies.

"Have you listened to the new episode of Moist Definitely yet? No? What kinda Moist Towelette are you?"

by donncharedbeard December 19, 2018

Moist

An adjective to the word 'cool', 'rad' or 'lit' that can be used to describe something popular or interesting

Boy 1: Bro i just passed my driver's test!!
Boy 2: Dude wow that's so moist!!

by B1ackwhirlwind January 5, 2019

Moist

Hitler had it wrong, the superior race ain’t the whites, it’s the people who can say moist with out cringin’

“Dude, he said moist”
“He must be a god”

by Bubbaqueeen123 January 18, 2019

Moist

A word that means wet. It is used to make another person uncomfortable by its suggestive undertones and juicy sounding pronunciation.

Dude I feel totally moist right now.

I like my coffee like I like my women, moist.

by HhuummaannMMaann January 22, 2019

Moistrd

To describe the very texture and feelings of an object. Sometimes, it can take on the form of evidence that one cannot pronounce English words in a state of mind.

Wow! That’s very moistrd.

I can’t contain my extreme happiness. It’s like moistrd.

As you can see, you need to add water to make the solution moistrd.

by ColiMacBrocli February 6, 2019