Expired Meat Stick

Refers to an old man who wants to get his dick wet

bitch suck on my Expired Meat Stick

by NCH Chris March 5, 2010

Meat Cheek

taking a piece of meat and slapping, smudging, and/or throwing it at one's cheek. (Method commonly used in the lunchroom)
!!Besides any type of meat, you may use mayo, creamcheese, butter, or any liquidey, sticky, or messy substance!!

"MEAT CHEEK!"
"Dude, you just got meat cheeked!"
"Yo, were gonna meat cheek Boch today!"
"It's Meat Cheek WEEK!"

by Joe La May 9, 2007

Meatatarian

Someone who eats meat specifically because an animal had to die in the process of making it. They are plant lovers and fight for the rights of plants. They are rivals with Vegetarians and look at each other as the scum of the earth.

My Venus Flytrap and I are going to go catch flies to fill our meatatarian diets.

by aaje4 March 10, 2012

Meat Cannon

A large slab of cock. Usually a long tubed sexual howitzer of lust accompanied with an undercarriage.

As she pulled the lanyard on my meat cannon, I drenched her face with my gooey gobs of banana juice.

by Pepper November 2, 2004

Beat your Meat

Stroke your salami. To jack off!

I caught Tonio beating his Meat.

by KRAZY-D & Big - C April 13, 2003

meat pipe

Slang. The genitalia of a male. Penis.

Nothing says 'I love you' like a six inch meat pipe.

by Joe December 1, 2003

meat pocket

a very nice well folded pussy

jesus christ bob look at that bitches meat pocket!!!!

by voodoo4426 November 2, 2011