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A Dirty Mustache

When a lady shaves her nether regions besides her lips
Guy 1: how’d your date with Stephanie go last night?
Guy 2: ehh, I was about to go down on her, but she had a dirty mustache and it turned me off
by TheBiggetBitchTaco November 14, 2022
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worm with a mustache

Tom Sandoval.

Disgraced Vanderpump Rules reality tv show star who had a 7-month affair behind his longtime life partner Ariana’s back with her best friend — then had the audacity to tell her it was her fault, act like the victim and cry like a weasel.
Everyone deserves better than a Worm with a Mustache.
by Justicekelly June 7, 2023
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Vallar's moustache

Often referred to as "Il baffo alla Vallar" in Italian. This iconic style ranks higher than any other type of facial hair style you'll ever experience.
People with a Vallar's moustache are often seen as confident, sexy and charming by others, regardless of gender.

As any other source of great power, it comes with great responsibilities and, therefore, only few people are actually able to rock this style.
Ex 1. Random boy: "My girlfriend left me for a guy with a Vallar's moustache!"

Ex 2. Random girl: "My boyfriend left me for a guy with a Vallar's moustache!"
by AtipracM June 29, 2023
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Alex O'Connor: Mustache-man

Ohohohoho! That is great! You see what I was talking about? You see it right? It great.
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Hym "Ohoho! Yeah! See what I mean? Now you have to get Chris to do it. Get Chris to do it and I'll forgive him immediately. And Destiny. I won't forgive destiny though. He still has to do a mustache though."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2024
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Columbian Milk Mustache

The act of ejaculating onto another person's upper lip to simulate a milk mustache.
"Nathaniel was so weird last night, he asked me for a Columbian Milk Mustache. Kinda weird, don't you think?"
by Claym0re March 23, 2025
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the devil's moustache

An itchy streak of fecal matter that stretches the length of your buttcrack.
Andre: Man, I sure got sweaty hiking this trail in 90 degree weather. I need to stop off at the brook and scrub off the devil's moustache. I have not showered for days on this camping trip.

Brock: Make it snappy, we need to make camp yonder before the sun sets.

Andre: Sure thing. I will use my underwear to scrub off what I can and go commando the rest of the way.

Brock: Don't forget to use your hand sanitizer before you make our sandwiches.
by cut the cards February 23, 2026
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Hunter and mustache rides

When Hunter sits on Lawnburger face after he eats a lot of corn. Lawnburger eats that shit for days.
Hunter eats Mexican corn and sits on the dollar store mustache and lawnboy eats whole kernels of corn. Hunter and mustache rides!!!!
by Edwardjizzerhands March 9, 2026
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