masturbation roladex

A Porno magazine ! What else?

After I take a big shit, I'll woop out the masturbation roladex and shine some pages.

by choug October 13, 2006

Mega Masturbation March

Also known as MMM this is the Destroy Dick December (DDD) for females since it follows Finger Free February (FFF) (No Nut November for males) Ultimately, the concept of this for females is to masturbate as much as you can until your period. when your period ends and it is still MMM, keep going. The rules are the same as DDD, so go see that definition.

girl 1: are you gonna participate in Mega Masturbation March?
girl 2: no duh i cant even believe i got through FFF clean!
girl 3: what do you think im doing.

by GayFemalefrfrfrfr March 7, 2023

Social Media Masturbation

Abbreviated as SMM
The posting of images or statuses to satisfy oneself on social media and gain attention, as opposed to posting anything genuine or important.

She only posts social media masturbation updates, just to make her look better than she is.

by Bearded Prikk October 28, 2022

free-form masturbation

The art of improvisational masturbation

If the stress of life has you down try to your hand at free-form Masturbation as a relaxation exercise.

by Arsemunky September 1, 2016

merry month of masturbation

March

man, after no finger febuary i am so ready for merry month of masturbation

by im u fucking sadist17 April 4, 2021

second hand masturbation

when another person preforms oral on you and you kiss afterwards...

person 1: yo man i was with a girl last night and she blew me
person 2: did you kiss afterwards?
person 1: yes...
person 2: that's second hand masturbation

by polarisbae June 19, 2016

Social Distance Masturbation

Masturbating with one or more guys with at least a 6 feet distance separation. It also includes Skype and Zoom and any cam sites.

Since the coronavirus outbreak--no more circle jerks--its only social distance masturbation for me.
With Social Distance masturbation the only chance of spreading disease is if a guy shoots more than 6 feet and hits you!

by bateworld March 14, 2020