masturbation roladex

A Porno magazine ! What else?

After I take a big shit, I'll woop out the masturbation roladex and shine some pages.

by choug October 13, 2006

masturbation rush hour

The time where no one is home and someone is coming home and your masturbating

Jim was having a good time during masturbation rush hour right before his family came home

by u lose May 10, 2015

second hand masturbation

when another person preforms oral on you and you kiss afterwards...

person 1: yo man i was with a girl last night and she blew me
person 2: did you kiss afterwards?
person 1: yes...
person 2: that's second hand masturbation

by polarisbae June 20, 2016

free-form masturbation

The art of improvisational masturbation

If the stress of life has you down try to your hand at free-form Masturbation as a relaxation exercise.

by Arsemunky September 02, 2016

merry month of masturbation

March

man, after no finger febuary i am so ready for merry month of masturbation

by im u fucking sadist17 April 05, 2021

vagina masturbation cup

So, a vagina masturbation cup is a cup with a cover that is shaped and feels like a pussy so you can, therefore, jack off into said cup without leaving a mess. Kind of like a bargain basement flesh light.

Honey! That is not my vagina masturbation cup! It belongs to SB!

by Purplenado March 10, 2023

Masturbating with pruned hands

The Old Regular

After 30 minutes in the community pool I gave myself The Old Regular

Masturbating with pruned handswhen you rub one out with pruned hands and it feels like an old man is jerking you off!

by KILLS4FUN420 July 21, 2019