Jizz Jazz 

when a male creams his pants whilst thinking of a saxophone or clarinet or part of the previous 2.

Jizz Jazz happened to Andy when he thought of the new valves he'll be getting tomorrow.

Jizz Jazz by FTHET October 25, 2007

jizz baby 

When you ejaculate (cum) up someones anal canal ( male or female).

Honey, I just gave you a jizz baby.

jizz baby by Wayward Bill March 29, 2008

Jizz Monkey 

To jizz on the face of an African American female, while she is taking a poop.

Brent Shaw jizz monkeyed that girl last night!!

Jizz Monkey by NegroButthole March 7, 2009

Jizz and Juice 

When you spooge in a girls brown-eye then you piss in it R. Kelly style and you make another ho-bag toss it back like a shot out of bitch #1's rectum.

Yo ladies, you thirsty? Time for some jizz and juice.

Jizz and Juice by Andy Bess and Adam Fletcher October 22, 2004

jizz rag 

two words to insult a person. it means a rag that wipes up jizz. if you don't know what jizz is look it up snood!

hey you candy ass jizz rag!

jizz rag by snood May 13, 2005

Jizz Pickle 

When a mans penis looks like a pickle.

Wow he has a jizz pickle

Jizz Pickle by beefypen January 13, 2009

Jizz Berries 

The sperm of a man that is hosed onto a woman's body during sexual adventures. Usually of large quantities and ends the adventures promptly.

He blew his jizz berries all over me!

Jizz Berries by Evil E's March 11, 2011