Dead By Daylight

A video game that gives out free brain aneurisms every 60 seconds because of your shit teammates that can’t hit a skill check.

Demi: Yo I play dead by daylight

John: Please get some help

Demi: You want to hear about the perk soul guard?

John: Demi, you’ve been talking to me for 2 straight hours.

Demi: But you haven’t heard about the perk kindred yet

John:*goes insane* REEEEEEEEEeEeEEEeEeE

John:*dies*

by Deetz big nuts January 30, 2022

dead stalk

A (still-lit) cigarette that is almost down to the filter.

Save me a drag on your dead stalk, mate.

by Giant Haystacks March 23, 2006

dead-lip

Basically when someone goes in for a kiss, the other person just allows the first person to kiss them without kissing back. A tactic used to show reluctance without repulsion.

Person 1: So what was your first kiss like?
Person 2: It was pretty shitty. I got dead-lipped.
Person 1: Unlucky. I guess she really didn't want to be kissed.

by samuelmkidz December 17, 2016

dead pussy

it means when a girl has a weird lookin pussy and it stinks

man! this girl i met last night had a dead pussy!!

by bubba_dank January 24, 2019

dead pop

1) Broke
2) Drunk to the point of passing out; heavily intoxicated.

1) You in on this hand? Nah, I'm dead pop.
2) You went clubbing last night? Yeah, I was dead pop.

by Killa Cley May 28, 2006

awake dead

It is that strange thing when you are awake but can't move at all for the first few minutes after you wake up.

This morning I was awake dead and I was scared.

by Uniquelionheart December 22, 2010

Calling in dead

Getting time off of work by using the imagined death or illness of a family member; usually one not liked such as a mother in law.

Essentially calling in dead is thjs: I can't make it in today, my mother-in-law (grandmother, grandfather, father-in-law, sister-in-law, etc...,) has just died. I'll need a few days.

by Pie'o'Pah January 18, 2010