Left handed

The best type of handed people

Fuck right handed people

1: yo it feels good to be left handed

Right handed shit lord (2): i know right! I hate being right handed. It sucks!

by SUCC [D.A.N.K] February 3, 2018

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One Hander

A women or girl that is so small and/or lightweight, that you can easily hold her with one hand/arm while having sex with her. (Preferably in the cowgirl of reverse cowgirl position).

Rick-"Man that new hot chick is pretty small huh?"
Bob-"I would do her...would you?"
Rick-"For sure. She's totally a One Hander"

by 69happy69 October 17, 2011

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About as much use as a surfboard with handlebars

An object or person who is completely and utterly worthless

- My bloody computer crashed again last night and I couldn't send those important emails

- Yeah, sounds like that thing is about as much use as a surfboard with handlebars

by Brammo September 24, 2006

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Hanklerfish

An Anglerfish drawn by a Hank.

Verb form: Hanklerfish'd

You'll have a 5% chance of getting a Hanklerfish'd Fault In Our Stars.

by JoMan112 August 19, 2011

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Shipping and Handling

The amount of cash added to the price of marijuana for moving it.

Dave: 60 bucks for mids?! I don't think so!
Walter: Chill your nuts! It's an extra 5 for shipping and handling 'cuz i gotta move this shit.

by suburbania January 21, 2011

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dry hander

When someone uses the bathroom and afterwards, does not wash their hands. First said by Mike.

Bill is a dry hander, do not to shake his hand.

by Jack Mammosser March 15, 2008

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When an employee pretends to work an assignment or file by putting some bullshit notes in the file, but never really works on it. This gives the appearance that the assignment, case or project is moving forward. Ultimately the case is not resolved.

This file looks like artificial handling. Nobody was ever contacted but the notes show their were multiple attempts to contact.

Notes: Called Party A, no answer, left message. Called Party B, too busy to talk. Waiting for additional information from the parties.

by cjgarcia20 April 10, 2011

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