A "Holy Melon" can be used for a few things but it is mainly used as a sex block, the instructions are as followed: Take an ordinary melon slice it up into 9 pieces. Next, you shove it up whatever hole you can fit it up. This will block anything from getting in or out. Works with men and women.
Guy: We've been married for years. I think it's time to have a child...
Girl: I haven't told you?
Guy: What?
Girl: I have a "Holy Melon"... I can't have a child.
Girl: I haven't told you?
Guy: What?
Girl: I have a "Holy Melon"... I can't have a child.
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An all-girls school with the coolest, funnest, HOTTEST girls u'll ever dream to meet. We are fucking hotter than Visi, SR, Holy Cross, Holton and any other school you can think of. HC girls chill with all the hot guys from Gonzaga and Prep. And to you whiny little pooheads...don't hate on us just because you wanna be us! REPRESENT
Gonzaga guy #1: (jumps up from his seat) Damn! Look at those hot girls over there.
Gonzaga guy #2: yeah man, they're the hottest girls i've ever seen...they MUST go to Holy Child!
Gonzaga guy #1: Of course. Only Holy Child has hot chics, the girls from other schools like SR and Visi don't even compare to Holy Child girls
Gonzaga guy #2: word.
Gonzaga guy #2: yeah man, they're the hottest girls i've ever seen...they MUST go to Holy Child!
Gonzaga guy #1: Of course. Only Holy Child has hot chics, the girls from other schools like SR and Visi don't even compare to Holy Child girls
Gonzaga guy #2: word.
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Virgin Girl: Oh my god, I missed my period!!
*Ghost randomly appears*
Ghost: What did you think about that ghost dick last night? I was holy ghosting the other night and you were the lucky one! Enjoy our son.
*Ghost randomly appears*
Ghost: What did you think about that ghost dick last night? I was holy ghosting the other night and you were the lucky one! Enjoy our son.
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