greasing the bishop

To masturbate

Johnny's mom walked in on him while he was greasing the bishop.

by omg sheepies March 30, 2004

Grooming the Great Dane

an alternative word for penile masturbation

Holy Canoli! That guy was Grooming the Great Dane right in the parking lot in front of everybody! It sure was a sight to see, hehe.

by Buzz Killinton January 11, 2009

Greasy Anal

Any amount of sweat or cum being excreted from the anal cavity during rough anal sex. Usually occurs most when fat or thunder thighed woman is getting rough anal sex in a not-well circulated room thus causing sweat to drip from the woman's gooch/upper back or the man's penis/chode.

Hey Greg! I heard you gave greasy anal to that fat stripper the other day...

Hell Yeah! There were hoards of uncivilized liquids spewing from her throbbing anus.

Wow you nasty man.

by sycodave (sucks) February 15, 2009

grease cakes

A slow, dim-witted young man by the name of Mike Peterson. He likes to pork overweight older women with paunches.

Grease cakes is coming over! Hide your folks!

by Phartman July 9, 2004

Great Bridge

Part of Chesapeake in the 757 part of Virginia. While Chesapeake is populated by hicks and some black people near Norfolk, Great Bridge is populated with scene kids. Perhaps the only area so densly populated with scenesters, Great Bridge has become a Mecca for those who wish to live somewhere that's not infested with rednecks

Man, I hate living in Suffolk, it's all rednecks. I wish I lived in Great Bridge.

by XChrisXCoreX aka www.myspace.com/equatorexists December 4, 2005

Great Expectations

A novel written by the famed Victorian era author Charles Dickens in the year 1861. The novel centers on the life of Pip, who was a poor rural boy, until a mysterious benefactor turned him into a London gentleman, and how Pip deals with the fact that his great expectations have left him so much disappointment. It is widely considered one of Charles Dickens’ best novels, and is read in schools all over the world.

man #1 "of all Charles Dickens' novels which is your favorite?"

man#2 "probably Great Expectations, it was exceptionally well written"

by David_Copperfield11 August 22, 2011

Busting a Greaser

To drop a turd that requires signifciant, initial force due to a portion of the turd activing as a plug or cork similar to a Squirt Cork. After initial release due to partial Constipation the remainder of the Bowel Movement is followed by a quick, rapid release of semi-moist feces.

Harold rushed to the rest room only to discover he was slighly constipated but after a few minutes of pushing and straining, he finally ended up Busting a Greaser.

by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2014