Grass allergy

If you have a grass allergy you can't get grass on your ass, or the glass, or the rest of your body without getting sick.
Also no sucking grass now. I know its gonna be hard not being able to suck grass but it's gonna be ok buddy.
Sooooo noooo GRASSY ASSY
SMH

Oh god I got grass on my ass, good thing I took my drugs

GRASS ALLERGY U BITCH

by Avee4 April 17, 2021

Grass Man

A man who is fascinated by grass/nature, this can either be used as an insult, or a compliment. Never say "go touch grass" to these people, as they already do that

Man 1: ayo go touch some grass, Grass Man!
Man 2: I already touch it daily.
Man 1: oh no

by Sapphic Tree Dick May 6, 2021

Grass Grime

When something takes so long that something that has been in the works for a long time comes out.

What took you so long? Grass Grime has come out!

by octaloss May 9, 2021

Grass

Something a Jellybean fan can’t touch

Normal person: go touch grass

Jellybean fan: No, Jellybean is about to upload a new YouTube short!

by JellybeanHater69 July 7, 2022

grandma grass

penis

this isnt grandma grass

by Nobel6OfReach July 10, 2022

Grass

Something you've never touched because you spend your free time in the urban dictionary

Person 1: hey, ima go touch grass.

You: what's grass?

by .Sir July 11, 2022

grass

a person that imparts information from an acquainted party to another party without the former's knowledge.

originates in 'snake in the grass'

"I was ousted from my favourite gym 'cos that grass told one of the trainers I was taking roids"
"damn"
"that grass will pay for this"

by grassius July 14, 2022