Goobricant

Sex Lube, KY any thing to grease the act.

I sure was embarassed when my kids found the goobricant my wife left in the shower!

by Horny middle aged man October 10, 2011

Goober

someone whose stomach protrudes further than their breasts
(combination of gut and boobs)

Allan: dude check out the rack on that chick

Tim: what are you talking about she doesnt have any boobs at all

Allan: no, not her that chick is a total goober

Tim: GOOBER?

Allan: yea you know her gut hangs out farther then her boobs

Tim: Ohhhhhh a goober... i got you

by Goober Guys April 26, 2008

goofy goober

An innoying song from the Sponge bob Square pants movie. also an under sea peanut that Sponge bob and Patrick admire.

I'm NOT a Goofy goober!

by Sexymullatoboi September 3, 2005

goober

stupid person, airhead, slow

1 + 1 doesnt equal to 11, it equals to 2 ya goober!

by tiff March 12, 2004

Goobers

Testicles; Ball sacks

Do you wanna lick my goobers, mate?

by Lord_Popo_ April 2, 2015

goober

a naively foolish husckster, usually marked by big eyes and skinny legs

"With his large, glasses adorned eyes, Billy was surely a goober."

by spiritualdishwasher November 5, 2003

doobus goobus

An embarrasment to all newgrounders alike. Would always hog the front page for some shitty Friday Night Funkin animation that took four days to make.

guy 1: Dude I took one billion days to make this animation but this doobus goobus guy keeps hogging the front page

guy 2: wow what a bad man

by Synthgolly January 24, 2022