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Cheez-It Fucked
The act of fingering a woman's vagina with fingers covered with cheesy residue, after consuming large amounts of cheez-its. This act leaves the woman's vag smelling like cheddar jack (or the flavor of your choice), but it can be a tasty plus for afterward oral sex.
Guy 1: Dude, I totally Cheez-it fucked that chick last night.
Guy 2: what flavor did she taste like after?
Guy 1: White cheddar.
Guy 2: Bitchin.
Guy 2: what flavor did she taste like after?
Guy 1: White cheddar.
Guy 2: Bitchin.
Cheez-It Fucked by Mik2837 February 2, 2009
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army fucked
being fucked in the ass while promises are whispered in your ear by superiors. Dry with no lube, then once the bleeding starts sand is thrown in the mix to thicken things up.
living in Afghanistan, 120 degree heat, burning your own shit(and 120 other dudes), water bottle showers, and t-rations. Then being told it could be worse.
living in Afghanistan, 120 degree heat, burning your own shit(and 120 other dudes), water bottle showers, and t-rations. Then being told it could be worse.
Guy 1- Hey man did you hook up last night?
Guy 2- Hell ya man. I told her i was rich and would give her anything she wanted.
Guy 1- You ARMY FUCKED the shit out of her.
Guy2- Don't hate man!
Guy 2- Hell ya man. I told her i was rich and would give her anything she wanted.
Guy 1- You ARMY FUCKED the shit out of her.
Guy2- Don't hate man!
army fucked by 3/2SCR G-CO BITCHES July 29, 2010
get fucked
"oi cunt" goes stephen
"whats going on mate" goes dave
"get off the esky mate, your fat-ass is going to break it you fucking retard" goes stephen
"not here to fuck spiders" goes dave
"you're going to break it you fuckwit" goes stephen
"get fucked" goes dave
"whats going on mate" goes dave
"get off the esky mate, your fat-ass is going to break it you fucking retard" goes stephen
"not here to fuck spiders" goes dave
"you're going to break it you fuckwit" goes stephen
"get fucked" goes dave
get fucked by Gggggggggggafdjfhebfhvhfgwdh September 6, 2019
Bus fucked
It's a derivative of "throwing someone under the bus". But, it's harsher, deeper, and more direct.
You can accidentally throw someone under the bus. But, bus fucking someone is on purpose.
You can accidentally throw someone under the bus. But, bus fucking someone is on purpose.
Bill: Dude, you threw Bob under the bus in the sales meeting today because we didn't hit goal.
Ted: I didn't throw him under the bus. I hate that asshole. I bus fucked him, right to the bosses face!
Ted: I didn't throw him under the bus. I hate that asshole. I bus fucked him, right to the bosses face!
Bus fucked by TheCav July 22, 2010
Stuck Fucked
To have sex in one place in only one position. As to not make noise that might disturbe others.( perfect for teenage guys who want to get a quick nut off without really doing any work, or who are worried about her/his mom or dad hearing, possibly causing them to split up)
Stuck Fucked by The king of Obscene August 24, 2010
Librarily Fucked
As opposed to Royally Fucked, someone is Librarily Fucked when they lose library books that were to be returned a long time ago. Typically, these books will have been stolen, forgotten on a bus or at a café or simply gone. One is Librarily Fucked when or if the library sends multiple demands for the books return, and one has developed an irrational fear of walking past the building in which the library is situated.
"-Shit, this is my fourth notice to return that book. I don't know where it is! -Man, you are librarily fucked."
"John opened the mailbox and saw the red letters on the envelope. With trembling hands, he realized he was librarily fucked."
"-Will you go to the library with me?
- Sorry dude, I'm librarily fucked. I can't go near that place."
"John opened the mailbox and saw the red letters on the envelope. With trembling hands, he realized he was librarily fucked."
"-Will you go to the library with me?
- Sorry dude, I'm librarily fucked. I can't go near that place."
Librarily Fucked by Librarily Fucked nr 1 January 12, 2011