floordink

when your dick is so long that it hits the floor.

Oh dude i floordinked and it hurt so bad

by ardvark66784864787451654165451 March 27, 2009

floorito

Doritos or Fritos that are eaten off the floor.

I handed my wife a floorito but only after the 5 second rule.

by rogos August 3, 2009

Floortard

Group of etard kids that are coming down from their high that lie in or around the dancefloor.

What's up with this postitot party? There are floortards everywhere.

by Bubleme November 10, 2009

Floorcunt

When someone becomes so used/old, their vagina sags and becomes much like a vacuum.

Also acceptable in a game of Dirty Scrabble.

"Wow, your mom has such a floorcunt."

"How...how do you know that?"

by moe690 April 3, 2010

Floor grit

The small specks of food and/or debris that your crawling children will sample with abandon, giving no heed to whether it is of ingestible quality or not. E.g. Hair, grass, bugs, dog food, screws, plastic.

I had not swept or vacumed in a week, thus the baby had a healthy sampling of floor grit .

by Asherthercrasher September 13, 2010

floor jockey

The unfortunate soul who, whilst crashing at accommodation, is consigned to go without bed/couch and must sleep on the floor

"Sure you can crash at my place but there is only one bed and a couch. Means one of you has to be the floor jockey."

Playing floor jockey:

Host: "Alright gang, back to mine.
All guest: "dibson not being the floor jockey!"

Last guest to call it is the floor jockey.

by Nojwards January 14, 2014

Floor Butt

When a weird person only put their butt on the floor

Are teacher floor butt

by Cookie39icecream May 12, 2016