Eating McDonald's

Eating McDonald's means smoking marijuana

You remember the last time we were Eating McDonald's? You ate all your boogers!

by tha farkinator December 27, 2008

e-dating

Voluntaringly cucking yourself from having a tangible relationship in the real word, and instead claiming this internet person as "yours" while you're not able to reach out and touch their face.

Although there are exceptions, e-dating is going to fail, and is a gateway to depression.

Most people that e-date are:
a) Lonely virgins with no friends
b) Sad young adults usually 18-23
c) Fake depressed 13-17 year olds that listen to sad music like lil peep and xxxtentacion

While e-dating many people are going to have "cyber sex".
Cyber sex is basically sex through the internet and you're just looking at the other person through a screen, usually through discord, and vice versa, whilst both of you are naked. That's just sad.

Person 1: I am e-dating this girl online and last night we had sex!
Person 2: Oh wow dude that's amazing!
Normal person: Your life is extremely sad

by ΣουΓαμωΤοΣπιτι June 18, 2019

Big fish eating

Ruining the "food chain" by eating all the big animals to ruin the food cycle.

I just did some big fish eating all over those bullys, now the nerd will flourish!

by Seenus September 2, 2003

Beef Eating aka BE

Oral sex; blox job; when a girl eats the beef (a man's piece)

That bitch was talking too much so I had to shut her up by giving me a BE"

by Dennis February 24, 2003

shit eating grin

A toothy smile made by a jackass who just downed a 3 ponds of buffalo turds and still had particles of it on its teeth

Hey, buddy! Brush that shit-eating grin off your face!

by Bernard Dworkin July 28, 2003

eating cream

A shock site depiciing a guy eating something out of an ass.

Person: Google eating cream
Person 2:OMG, You perv

by SoMePeRs0n/guy, November 16, 2007

eating a sack lunch

its when you give head and the bitch swallows your load

damn girl, you ate the whole sack lunch! "Eating a sack lunch is the best thing thats ever happened to me billy."

by jason j-dub March 4, 2008