Skip to main content

Dragon Quest

Probably the worst Japanese Role Playing series in existence. It has archaic, simplistic and shallow gameplay, while utterly lacking in any sort of redeeming values, with not even the storyline or characters ever being any good. The lack of evolution is just disturbing, and when the series does try and change, it is both minimal and late to the party. Dragon Quest is to other JRPGs what Dynasty Warriors is to Ninja Gaiden and other action titles.

Honestly, I never understand why gamers lower their standards so much for Dragon Quest. This is a series that hasn't offered gaming or gamers anything relevant in almost two decades. Would anyone outside of Japan even care if the Dragon Quest series was discontinued? The only people who would are two minorities - the fake Dragon Quest fans who only like the series now because it is on Nintendo platforms again, and the people who just generally have atrocious taste in everything.

Ultimately, Dragon Quest is just really awful. Having to sit through these games is like drilling needles into your eyes. I swear anyone who sits through a Dragon Quest game in its entirety must be a Masochist. And people wonder why Japan has such a high suicide rate? There really should be a law against hyping Dragon Quest games.
If it has Dragon Quest in the name you can pretty much expect the JRPG equivalent of dog shit.
by Ivalice-Alliance November 8, 2009
mugGet the Dragon Quest mug.

Dragon Lady

Female genitalia, including the labia.
Her dragon lady was neatly trimed with minimal flapage.
by Dan H October 27, 2003
mugGet the Dragon Lady mug.

dragon_warrior

member frequently seen on the MegaTokyo and GamingW forums.

Most commonly known for the original drawing of the Shin and Cym HSB picture.
"Hitler went after jews, I go after left-wing atheists"

--------

N00b: Halo 2 roxors the big 11one!11

Dragon_Warrior: Psh. Its overated.

N00b:0|-| y3@? j00 2|_|ck!

Dragon_Warrior: lolzerz, you're retarded!
by Solidarius December 18, 2004
mugGet the dragon_warrior mug.

Dragon Lance

1.) A set of novels for geeks who also play D&D.
2.) An extremely well hung individual.
1.) Look, another dweeb reading Dragon Lance.
2.) I'd love a knight in shing armor but would prefer a man with a Dragon Lance.
by Sven Diesal February 3, 2010
mugGet the Dragon Lance mug.

Dragon Lord

The rawest Halo 2 juggernaut out there. That sits atop its perch in the Ascension with a rocket launcher waiting to PWN stupid noobs that walk by
by kamakakazi324 December 9, 2008
mugGet the Dragon Lord mug.

Dragon Eyes

When a girl is going down on on a man while he's brushing his teeth, and after he cums in her mouth, he spit mouth wash in her eyes.
I woke in the middle of the night by high-pitched screams after my friend gave his girlfriend a pair of dragon eyes.
by TitianElConquistador July 20, 2010
mugGet the Dragon Eyes mug.

Dragon vale

A mobile game that has decent ratings and that is played by people with no brain cells skill or purpose.
I went to E3 this year, my favorite game was dragon vale.

Oh really what panel was it in?

The mobile games panel labeled "huge disasters for the mobile industry." They made the game sound great!
by Diathalos March 22, 2017
mugGet the Dragon vale mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email