douchebag

Anyone who is literally complete trash at life and doesn't realize it yet. This person acts as if they aren't a total shit on a stick.

That Marcos kid is a complete douchebag

That douchebag should be put in a prison where he is prodded with a stick until he learns to shut the fuck up

by Mikkeeiscool March 25, 2017

Douchebag

A bag which is used for keeping a Douche. So you can clean your vaginal or anal cavity.

Have you seen my Douchebag? It's fully dry and ready to be put away.

by Swiftyoldboy January 23, 2023

Schrödinger's Douchebag

A guy who says offensive things and decides whether he was joking based on the reaction of people around him.

Dude 1: I think this DEI shit is getting way stupid!
Dude 2: Are you kidding me? You think it's stupid to give oppressed people a helping hand in life?
Dude 1: Nah, man; I was just kidding!
Dude 2: Nice deflection, Schrödinger's Douchebag.

by k80theshade April 14, 2025

Douchebag

An extremely bad liar. Someone who thinks they are convincing in their lies but are in fact not. "Ladies man" or think they are. Goes and does whoever he can. Usually has initials as they're name of choice!

Hey do you know JT? Yeah he's a real douchebag!

by Lollilol45 May 28, 2014

Douchebag

A rating on the type A personality scale which ranges from Asshole to Douchbag.

John is an asshole but he gets things done. Dave on the other hand is a total Douchebag; he'll fuck you over in a heartbeat just to look good to the boss.

by Droobiedoo July 20, 2015

Californian douchebag

The act of detecating in a condom, tying a knot at one end, freezing it and thawing half so it is a half frozen half liquid condom and then proceeding to use that as a dildo

Yo bro I gave her the Californian douchebag last night

by Dezzuh February 8, 2023

Douchebag

A male who wears Calvin Klein, Ugg boots, Crocs, LuLu Lemon or equivalent, who drives a Subaru, especially an STI

Of course that dude in Calvin Klein sweats and Crocs would be driving a STI. What a douchebag.

by Bpit4 May 31, 2024