dinopod

An obviously outdated, retro-intensive iPod that the owner stubbornly refuses to get rid of, despite sneers and jeers from friends, relatives, and co-workers. "Hey, it still works good, " is the common justification for retaining this relic.

Shane: "Hey Red Coat Rick, when are you going to finally update to an ipod touch and get rid of that old junky red dinopod."

Red Coat Rick: "Hey man, this old ipod still works good."

by Red Coat Rick January 27, 2012

Dick Vendor

1) A man with extreme prowess with the opposite sex.

Literally like a vendor of his dick, or a "dick vendor."

2) A total do-wrong. Scammer or shiester.

1) The ladies love Dick Vendor

2) That cat stole our taxi! Dick Vendor!!!

by richard vendor October 29, 2012

Dirty Sampson

A Dirty Sampson is an action where one scratches their crotch then offers the next person they encounter a handshake

Person: Hey Nathan, Willie totally just gave Jacob a dirty a Dirty Sampson..

Nathan: That's just wrong man, Willie has a bad Dirty Sampson addiction.

by THEnerdyGUY February 12, 2017

Dirty Antwone

Someone who has a dick so big it can break a Continent in half. Someone who has legends told about his great enormous cock.

When a Beautiful Women heard that a Dirty Antwone was in he town she wanted to see the dirty Antwone and ride his BBC

by Stardad69 April 15, 2020

dick-noser

a person who goes out in public wearing a COVID face mask, but leaves their nose hanging out the top of it.

Hey dick-noser, why don't you take a full step back out of my face when you're talking to me

by acritter June 25, 2020

Dick rider in the House of vampires

A terrible movie written by a notorious dick rider himself, Glenn Danzig . Terrible movie

Yo Sean. Did you see that movie dick rider in the house of vampires? It was straight up trash just like Glenn Danzig’s career outside of the misfits

by C. MURDER September 20, 2021

Joey Diaz

A hilarious comedian born in Cuba and raised in New Jersey. Known for his over-the-top style of comedy and vivid imagery, Joey Diaz is a comic who has a joke for everyone. Endless stories about his cocaine days and growing up in Jersey and Colorado have legendary status. His vernacular is one of a kind and will make you feel as if you're a character on "The Sopranos". Considered by some to be the funniest man alive, it won't hurt to check some of his specials out or even his podcast called "The Church of What's Happening Now" (Uncle Joey's Joint as of 2020).

"Last night I watched one of Joey Diaz's podcasts, I couldn't hold my laughter for more than a minute at a time."

by navajodave69 November 11, 2020