A crotch-rocket is a guy's rock-hard raging-boner.
My cadet roomie , Matt, keeps telling me to open my boy-hole when he wants to fuck me, and then to suck his crotch-rocket until he has a cumgasm, and make me lick the jizz off his dick afterward and swallow it!
by USAF Cadet November 2, 2020
Get the crotch-rocket mug.A sex move which involves a woman giving head while wearing a full face motorcycle helmet. The man ejaculates onto the womans face and laughs as he closes the clear face shield so the woman can not remove the semen from her face.
Step by Step instructions for performing the "Crotch Rocket"
1. Get a girl to wear a full face motorcycle helmet while giving you a blow job
2. Don't tell her when your going to finish
3. Finish in her mouth, she will push you out but try to get as much in and around her nose and eyes
4. Close the clear face shield
5. Watch and laugh as she tries to rub it out of her eyes but cant because the face shield is down
6. buy a new helmet because you just jizzed all over your own.
1. Get a girl to wear a full face motorcycle helmet while giving you a blow job
2. Don't tell her when your going to finish
3. Finish in her mouth, she will push you out but try to get as much in and around her nose and eyes
4. Close the clear face shield
5. Watch and laugh as she tries to rub it out of her eyes but cant because the face shield is down
6. buy a new helmet because you just jizzed all over your own.
by poundtownhotrain August 18, 2010
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(v. to crotch, p.p. crotched). The spiteful act of placing your bare genitals (male, female, or misc.) upon an inanimate object owned and used by an offending party. Also see Ass.
by The Mad Haberdasher April 20, 2005
Get the Crotch mug.A picture taken from the POINT OF VIEW (POV) of someones crotch!!!
EFFECTS usually include a very in the moment look upon the victims face as it is exposed to a flashing CROTCH from below!!!
EFFECTS usually include a very in the moment look upon the victims face as it is exposed to a flashing CROTCH from below!!!
"HEY YOU...I CROTCH SHOT YOU!!!"
"CROTCH SHOT me once, shame on YOU...
CROTCH SHOT me twice, shame on ME...
CROTCH SHOT me thrice, shame on BOTH OF US"
"CROTCH SHOT me once, shame on YOU...
CROTCH SHOT me twice, shame on ME...
CROTCH SHOT me thrice, shame on BOTH OF US"
by baldy757 July 31, 2011
Get the CROTCH SHOT mug.A woman with a vagina that has an icy exterior. This ice renders her crotch impenetrable. This woman will take it upon herself to keep global warming at bay by never allowing her frozen solid hymen to be quivered.
by Jimbabwe December 8, 2007
Get the ice crotch mug.The state of being a total and complete bitch. It is an uncontrolable condition usually brought on by woking in a gas station with the public everyday for hours on end in southeast texas. Side effects include fits of rage, anger, swearing, and an overall feeling of wanting to hurt random strangers.
Wendy: God, Amanda, these customers must be incredibly idiotic today, they have you acting crotchity.
Amanda: I swear to god I'm going to blow this mother f#@!ing place up and bust some people's knee caps. Oh, and Wendy, go f&#k yourself. Sorry, that's not me talking, it's the crotchitiness.
Amanda: I swear to god I'm going to blow this mother f#@!ing place up and bust some people's knee caps. Oh, and Wendy, go f&#k yourself. Sorry, that's not me talking, it's the crotchitiness.
by Angry Gas Station Attendent December 22, 2008
Get the crotchity mug.one whose face was just in or looks as if it was in a crotch. more specifically, one who has just given head.
by twoOHhoe December 13, 2007
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