Cloochie

CLOWN PUSSY. Otherwise known as CLUSSY. Simple as that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Him: I hooked up with a girl clown last night!
Other him: How was day cloochie!? UwU
Him: It honked!

by Veiluzion January 24, 2020

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Cloughing

Having a short term relationship with an incredibly hot partner which ends badly.
Having a position well out of your league, with every player in town hating you for 7 weeks, before being sacked off and dumped in a forest while your temporary partner goes on to greater heights and ruling europe.
The opposite of cuffing.

I couldn't believe it when she said yes, but I knew it was only going to be a summer break of cloughing so I'm not gonna be bitter when it ends.

by Profiley mcprofileface August 9, 2020

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couchbuster

A play on the word “blockbuster,” appropriated for grand, crowd pleasing films released for streaming services enjoyed from the comfort of your couch instead of a theater.

I could see the new Netflix money pit in the theater for its limited theatrical run but I’m lazy and it will probably suck so I’ll just watch that couchbuster at home.

by Sickomonster January 3, 2023

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your couch

most commonly reserved for friends or siblings who are bound to fail at life and they know it.

Josh: Sweet I won the lotto!

Sam: Your couch!

Greg: FML

by hahaFtwnow September 11, 2009

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fromage cloche

A Fromage Cloche - french literal meaning 'cheese bell', the term can be used to describe a scruffy urchin or tramp. It can also be used to describe a cheesy bell-end.

Harry: "Have you seen that man sat in the doorway over there?"

Larry: "Yeah, he's a fromage cloche."

by Hairy Gonk Mother October 3, 2010

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