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Midnight Candy

The act in which you tell a 14 year old girl you want to have sex with her
"Damn she's only 14 but she's so hot I'm gonna midnight candy her"
by Cloppingpony6969 May 19, 2017
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Candy Corning

A guy paints his dick in the classic orange, yellow and white pattern of Candy Corn. He then proceeds to fuck his girl in the ass untill all three colors are on the rim of her asshole.
Judging by Sandys ass she was Candy Corning last night.
by akkakakakakakakka November 1, 2010
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Candy floss

A thong bathing suit bottom worn by a rocket.
Boy, her candy flossed assed thong is sweet!
by Das bin ich March 4, 2019
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Fan Candy

An edible gift sent to a company from a fan. Typically takes the form of nuts, chocolate or mixed treats. Employees are often hesistant to eat it at first but that hesistancy subsides once the afternoon snack cravings kick in.
Coworker 1: "Hey, I am going to run to the vending machines, you want anything"
Coworker 2: "Didn't you hear, someone sent us some fan candy! Why don't you just hit that?"
Coworker 1: "Ahhh, I don't know...what if they poisoned it or something?"
Coworker 2: "Relax, you are paranoid. They sent chocolate covered coffee beans and curried nuts. I've been eating them all afternoon!"
by fan_candy_fan January 28, 2010
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Candied Apple

When you ejaculate on a sexual partner and immediately throw sugar on them. Only counts when the ejaculate is on the skin, if it is on hair it becomes CottonCandied. See definition for details.
My girl has a real craving for sweets, so I gave her a Candied Apple last night.
by Haze-isms February 15, 2013
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sky candy

TV meteorologist: "Folks, look at this pic sent in by a viewer. That's sky candy.
by yes juanito yes August 18, 2016
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Candy Pound

Meaning to be in love with two people at the same time.
"I'm falling for Dixie again, but I still have strong feelings for Renae. Why do I have to have the Candy Pound?"
by Cody L. Ripperger June 14, 2008
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