brainrection

A condition that exists when all of the blood rushes to your brain. Typically brought on by shocking, interesting, or new information.

I had a full-on brainrection, when I heard the news about Thomas Coyne.
That movie was a Total brainrection.
After reading that book I couldn't get a brainrection for a month.

by DerelictDoug.net June 18, 2020

Braincakle

When your brain is under the intense anger of a sugar craving, so it lets out a screechy battle cry demanding for cake.

You: broccoli

Brain: no. Noop. Nada.
You: green
Brain: activate angry braincakle
You: CAKE!

by Sprigoons December 21, 2020

Brauston

A word used to ship an internalized homophobic gay boy, in a secret relationship with a closeted bisexual boy

Sally: Oh hey! Did you hear the new Brauston tea?
Jeff: no... have they finally come out of the closet to be their true selves?
Sally: no, I just heard more evidence that proves that their relationship is real.

by oh we know the truth March 12, 2021

Branchsquad

A squad of bros or homies that all get along. Your crew or entourage.

Are you hanging out with the branchsquad tonight?

by Branchsquad January 15, 2021

Brazilian Ice Cream Sandwich

The act of filling someone’s asshole with icing then squishing the cheeks together… Then enjoy the treat!!

bf:hey wanna try something new?
gf:sure

bf: i’m in the mood for a Brazilian ice cream sandwich

by Pumpkindaddy May 1, 2023

Corona branch

A bro or homie that is close. Someone you relied on during the covid19 pandemic.

Person1: Hey Branch, how are you doing?
Person2: Good, I'm thankful I have my corona branch.

by Branchsquad January 15, 2021

Hallelujah Branch

Your bro or homie that you got to church with. Someone you are thankful for.

P1"I'm so thankful for you, branch"
P2"Your my Hallelujah Branch"
P1"Ready for church on sunday?"

by Branchsquad January 15, 2021