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Wake Boarding

An alternate spelling of wakeboarding.

v.) the process of using a board, slightly longer and wider than a skateboard, to ride and perform tricks while being pulled behind a watercraft.
Yo, the lake is so smooth it looks like a mirror. Let's go wake boarding poste haste!
by Casey "Tofu" November 2, 2005
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boat drinks

From the Title & lyrics of the 1979 Jimmy Buffett song "Boat Drinks". Refers to highly potent (usually rum based) drinks which are easily made on a boat. The reference to someone ordering boat drinks means they are intent on getting very drunk.

A later reference was in the 1995 movie "Things to do in Denver when you're dead".
Boat drinks! The Boys in the band ordered boat drinks!!
by Parrot Head May 13, 2005
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Bitches in a Bitch Boat

Used to example a certain extremity of pain or suprise. Usually used with a number, commonly 2-10, depending on how painful / suprising the occurrence was.
Examples; "I got a tattoo on my lung, and I had to get wasted 'cause it hurt like 8 bitches in a bitch boat!"

"Then Joe came right on Bob's face! Man, that was as suprising as a bitch in a bitch boat!"
by Scott & Jimmy September 7, 2008
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I'm on a Boat

A song made by The Lonely Island, featuring T-Pain. It also has a clean version on the Saturday Night Live (SNL) website.
I'm on a boat! I'm on a boat! Everybody look at me, 'cause I'm sailing on a boat! I'm on a boat! I'm on a boat! Take a good, long, look at the motherfucking boat!
by INSERT WITTY NAME HERE April 15, 2009
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Boardwalk

noun: about to die, literally "next to go" as in boardwalk's position on the monopoly board.
that fool is boardwalk, son.
by dickk shunary February 7, 2009
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glass-bottomed boat

Defecating onto a piece of plastic wrap held snugly above your lover's face. This provides the view similar to a glass bottomed boat. See also: bradar
Hi lover...you want me to crap on your face? or would you like a glass-bottomed boat today instead? I am feeling dirty...rrrrrr.
by foug December 15, 2003
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Size of the boat

The "Boat" refers to the size of a penis. The expression is used when a person says when he/she talks about penis size. This statement is usually countered with the motion of the ocean.
by Jimmy Balmar March 17, 2010
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