Alex

A salty little boy, who does 4 unit math

Who's that?

Thats Alex

oh Damnnnn stay away from him, the sea is salty enough

by dick ransome December 4, 2017

alex

Alex is a stupid cunt, she is cool at times but can completely ruin your life at others, she is a loving friend but do not get on her bad side otherwise you will find yourself completely ruined, if you find yourself an Alex run, run as fast as you can.

boy 1: Is that an alex
boy 2: Oh shit
boy3: lets get outta here she is bad shiunt crazy

by pencil_dick123 January 3, 2019

Alex

a fucking douche bag. he suck a big black cock. The funnest person you will ever ditch.

Alex is a little bitch who screams and cry's like a little baby when you ditch him.

by Purpleniggas November 27, 2012

Alex

Alex's are basic. They think they have awesome hair, and that they're cool, but they're not. So basic.

"Hey, look at that guy, he's so basic!"
"He must be an Alex."

by Hashtags June 3, 2014

Alex

A complete and total fuckboy who sings in bands and dances like a bitch

Hey did you ever go on another date with mike?

Yeah, but he was a total Alex, he wouldnt stop rapping O.D.B and i think he gave me herpes

by JesusLuciferChrist March 17, 2016

Alex

Alex Is a person who looks like a midget boy but loves chicken!!!

Alex

I'm in love with that midget =D

by Magic 100 August 4, 2016

Alex

One of the ugliest bitches you will ever meet.
She usaully weighs 98738187 pounds, I mean this bitch is so fat.
When she looks in mirrors her reflection cries before the mirror breaks.

She makes blind see, but wanna die after they see her face.

Unlike the song she can't get dick any time she wants.

Alex is a bitch.

Or

"Alex is my girlfriend"-Said no one

by mean bitch June 5, 2016