Abercrombie Zombie

wat alot of guys become so they can bang hot chicks.

me and every other person who can waste enough money is or wants to become

by Truth Bringer May 2, 2005

Marvel zombie

An asshat who sucks Stan Lee's dick.

MZ: "Look, I'm not just saying that marvel has the most real and credible chatacters of them all, but we also have sorcerors, gods and aliens in our universe. So, marvel is perfect in any way possible..."

(quoted by a marvel zombie)

by ñiu July 11, 2016

Walking Zombie

When a man ejaculates into his sexual partner's face after getting dome, and punches her the forehead multiple times. Being unable to see, this forces the woman to attack blindly, and possibly moan, like a zombie.

"Hey Frank, have you seen the video of your mom doing the walking zombie?"

"Nope, can't say that I have."

by Dome King 2.0 October 1, 2008

Zombie Carrot

A penis after a string has been tied around the base of the shaft so it loses circulation and takes on a blueish hue.

Mark: hey man how was your night?
Dave: pretty awesome, I turned my penis into a zombie carrot

by McShlammer February 9, 2023

Screen Zombie

Idiots who text while walking down the sidewalk unaware of all the people that have to dodge them. Also someone who won't wait to get out of a crosswalk to scroll on their phone.

I was going 45mph through a green light and this f*cking screen zombie drags ass right into the crosswalk in front of oncoming traffic without ever looking up from her phone.

by SoAwake November 23, 2016

Zombie Snow

Slang for cocaine

"It's not a party without some Zombie Snow!"

by Zombie Snowman October 21, 2011

Club Zombie

A person who just stands right next to the dance floor in a club--not socializing, while watching people as they dance.

Look for the creepy groups of guys (club zombies) surrounding the floor. They never get on the dance floor itself; only stand there like a bunch of zombies while silently watching their prey.

by BRUX! May 24, 2009